My Daily Toke

Ok if you’ve been in a coma for a week let me sum up what has happened to celeb blogger Perez Hilton. It started with Perez sharing words with Black Eyed Peas member Will.I.Am,who was upset at the blogger for a post about meth face Fergie, which turned into Perez calling Will a “fucking fag” and getting assaulted. He claimed Will was the one who assaulted him but Will’s general manager Polo Molina turned himself in to authorities and Will has denied all accusations.

After that GLADD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) became upset with Perez for using the slur and wanted him to apologize. In an interview with TMZ he said, “I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent.” I’m guessing that means we won’t hear that apology any time soon.

If that wasn’t bad enough Monday night world class douche bag singer John Mayer had a few thoughts for Perez about the incident which he of course twittered. Mayer writes “From the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend.” I have a lot of questions I would like to ask creeper John but right now it’s just, what are you doing? Here’s a sample of his twittering:

Mayer: Perez Hilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.

Perez: That’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!

Mayer: I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a F**got Jitsu.”

Perez: Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.

Mayer ends his rant calling Perez a dumb shit. Wow when John Mayer is clowning you, you know you have some issues but we hope you push through(no pun intended) and Perez I’m taking a couple tokes for your self esteem you this evening.