My Daily Toke

Hoes are apparently still fucking stupid taking meth in a big way….

Former U.S. figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine in Hudson County, New Jersey. Bobek who hasn’t won a title since 1995 was arrested in Jupiter, FL last week and brought to New Jersey to faces charges for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. Nicole pleaded not guilty and is currently muff diving because no one will get her out waiting on $200,000 bail.

We don’t condone taking part in meth rings, because that shit is stupid and weed is better but there’s no doubt in my head that this crazy chick was hard up for cash when she decided to get involved. I just wish she would think about what she’s doing before she ends up looking like Stephanie Pratt.  The prosecutor handling the case said Bobek, “played a significant role in this operation. She was actively involved in the upper echelon of this ring.” If found guilty, Nicole could get up to 10 years in the slammer and a much needed fuckin detox from her life of meth rings..you know maybe she thought that she had to go through a meth ring to return to the skating ring???? NAH, im not even going to give her that “i’m a dumb shit excuse”, cause she might use it.

I’ll also take this time to throw a warning to all the potential “Nicole Bobeks” that we have out there……when you’re hurting for dough don’t get involved in hardcore drug rings, smoke a lot of weed and collect unemployment suck that shit up and get a job at Mcdonalds.