My Daily Toke

Reindeer are dying everywhere because the holy plant a huge amount of growing weed was recently in danger. According to the LA times the LAPD discovered an estimated $1 million in marijuana at a downtown commercial building that caught fire last week. Firefighters knocked down the structure fire that engulfed a one-story commercial building, but inside they found 1,000 pot plants as well as what appeared to be a plant-growing operation. Well no word has been given on what caused the fire, but I know it’s pretty safe to say that someone losta giant stash and it makes the world a less happy place. Don’t start pot fires folks.

P.S….the pic obviously isn’t of the fire, but it is a picture of an Asian ritual taking place near a bums’ dwelling at a storefront. You know we like asian fire crotches fires and that’s why we love Lindsay Lohan…follow me for a sec, If somehow Lindsay Lohan could be made asian by penetration: paging Geroge Takei she would be an asian firecrotch even more crazy special than she is now.