My Daily Toke

Alright so Jon Gosselin has had a pretty good life so far, he had a family, a hit show, and two twenty something year old girlfriends. While the divorce has been announced, Jon’s life isn’t getting any more difficult. During Jon and Kate Plus 8 we saw what Jon Gosselin’s wardrobe consisted of jeans and a shit load of Christian Audigier shirts. Well we’re not the only ones who’ve noticed, Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier had also taken notice and as a thanks for promoting his line Christian offered Jon a job designing children’s clothing. Jon and 22 year old Hailey Glassman (daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon) were in France this weekend on Christian Audigier’s yacht talking business.

All I know is Kate Gosselin should feel like an adopted child right now watching her soon to be ex-husband get to design clothes when her own clothing line got trashed (along with her cook book). This blunt goes out to Jon who is making the most of his situation and milking the cow for what it’s worth.

UPDATE: John Gosselin is officially still a complete loser not working with Christian Audigier on a clothing line. It was a silly rumor that no one really believed to begin with, because just having 8 kids and being able to impregnate grumpy bitches a famehungry woman doesn’t qualify you to design clothes for los ninos.