My Daily Toke

Howard Stern’s hilariously funny, yet outstandingly creepy radio show sidekick, Arti Lange is claiming that he wasn’t simply sloppy fucking drunk when he was pulled over and subsequently arrested on July 10th. Artie is claiming that he was under the influence of the prescription drug Lexapro, which are like candy to Artie is an anti-depressant.

Lange’s 2009 Nissan Sentra rear-ended a Pontiac Grand Am at Silver Bay and Grand Avenues in Toms River, New Jersey at 1:30 pm. Ironically, he was picking up a prescription for his mother. A police detective discovered Lange at the scene of the minor motor vehicle collision at Silver Bay and Brand avenues, reportedly at about 1:30 p.m., said Capt. Steve Henry. Lange should have just had some herb and chilled out rather than pop pills and get arrested….weed is calming and pleasant…light up Artie and stop driving under the influence