My Daily Toke

No, she didn’t get Cisco Adler’s balls stuck in her nose again, but Mischa Barton was rushed to the hopital for an unknown reason yesterday in LA.

Authorities responded to a non-911 call around 3 PM on Wednesday at the actress’ home. A patrol car responded to the scene and they escorted Barton from her residence to an undisclosed location. I’m not sure they could be anymore vauge about the situation though…do people go to hospitals for issues that aren’t medical?…is Gary Busey her publicist because if releasing that statement was a ploy to not draw attention, someone needs some training. The wannabe Lindsay Lohan Keds spokeswoman is no stranger to the LAPD and was charged in February 2008 with four criminal counts related to a DUI arrest which occurred on December 26, 2007.

After a stint in rehab and her Wino-like move to a foreign country you’d think that she’d want to be a working actress. but when your personal life over shadows your professional work, or lack there of, it’s pretty much a done deal…If the washed up wacktress Mischa doesn’t begin to take her craft a bit more seriously the next question she’ll be asking won’t be, “ummm where’s the blow and burgers”, but something along the lines of….”Are they still making new seasons of Celebrity Rehab, with that Dr. Drew guy, I’d snog him”