My Daily Toke

The human skeleton known as Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez held a news conference in NYC yesterday afternoon where Marc was introduced as a partial owner of the Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins have been trying to get in position to sell tickets and have targeted their community whose majority is Latino. Gloria Estefan was introduced as partial owner earlier this year. This is what Marc told People magazine,

“It would have probably been cheaper just to buy season tickets!” “I’m a huge sports fan and these oppertunities don’t come around too often. It’s quite an honor and a privilege to be able to sit here today saying that I’m a part-owner of an NFL team.”

Majority owner Stephen Ross discussed how Marc became involved with the Dolphins.

“We spoke for quite a while about his vision for the team and it was just intoxicating. Marc’s a pretty bright guy and he has a lot of interesting ideas. We’re trying to do something different and he was thinking outside the box. I thought it would be a great fit and fun to do something.”

All Miami Dolphins fans can do is hope that there won’t be any halftime shows centered around Marc Anthony performing anything at all…not even the star spangled banner……for serious.