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Coke is promoting it’s new “freestyle” soda fountain which lets you choose over 100 flavor options. If that doesn’t sound fantastic already the whole fountain will be operated by a touchscreen. Watch the video to see how it works but be careful because the guy presenting the new machine may have dyed his eyebrows and has beaty little eyes that seem to stare into your soul. In a country on the verge of legalizing cannabis this fountain is guaranteed to satisfy any herb enthusiasts sweet tooth.
The human skeleton known as Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez held a news conference in NYC yesterday afternoon where Marc was introduced as a partial owner of the Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins have been trying to get in position to sell tickets and have targeted their community whose majority is Latino. Gloria Estefan was introduced as partial owner earlier this year. This is what Marc told People magazine,
“It would have probably been cheaper just to buy season tickets!” “I’m a huge sports fan and these oppertunities don’t come around too often. It’s quite an honor and a privilege to be able to sit here today saying that I’m a part-owner of an NFL team.”
Majority owner Stephen Ross discussed how Marc became involved with the Dolphins.
“We spoke for quite a while about his vision for the team and it was just intoxicating. Marc’s a pretty bright guy and he has a lot of interesting ideas. We’re trying to do something different and he was thinking outside the box. I thought it would be a great fit and fun to do something.”
All Miami Dolphins fans can do is hope that there won’t be any halftime shows centered around Marc Anthony performing anything at all…not even the star spangled banner……for serious.
We know that the green stuff makes you sleepy, but for 210,000 dollars (just the advance that Wayne received for agreeing to do the show) we would have definately had a fucking evil energy drink a lot of coffee or something.
Red City Entertainment claims that they shelled out 432,000 for Weezy to perform in the Bahamas, but on September 27th, 2008 Wayne and crew were a no show. The police were sent to his hotel room after he failed to appear and he was discovered too fucked up to perform unconscious. For real Wayne……we are one of your biggest fans, a quick thanks for not doing this at the show that I went to and we wish we had some of the grade A that wayne is holding….we have cataracts, just kidding…
In a month in which we’ve seen the deaths of such celebrities like David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and the king of pop Michael Jackson, a celebrity of sorts, Billy Mays has died today. Mostly known for his Oxi Clean & Orange Glo product pitching commercials Mays was found dead in his home by his wife this morning, he was 50 years old. He was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m., and investigators don’t believe there was any foul play. An autopsy will be completed by Monday afternoon but a heart attack is the expected cause of death.
Tampa area media outlets reported that Mays was a passenger on a U.S. Airways flight that made a rough landing on Saturday afternoon at Tampa International Airport, apparently blowing its front tires in an incident that left debris on the runway. They quoted Mays as saying, “All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping,””It fell on my head but I have a hard head”, but U.S. Airways’ officials said today that they can’t confirm immediately that Mays was on the flight.
Our sympothy goes out to his family, RIP William “Billy” D. Mays Jr. July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009, this blunt will be consumed in your memory.
Not sure what to catagorize this as, motorcycle or car, but one thing is for sure it’s a whole lot of sexy.It was created by Francios Knorreck who resides in Italy. Taking an astonishing 10 years and 10,000 hours of work to make the Lavender motorcycle sidecar cost 15,000 euros to finish. The motorcycle portion has 3 yes I said 3 exausts while the sidecar was created by combining a Volkswagen Golf GTI, an Audi 80, and a Citroen Xantia car and comes equipped with golfwing doors.
I’m pretty sure Knorreck had a little to much free time on his hands and was a few tokes deep when he created this vehicle but we thank him none the less. No word on if he will sell his creation or how much it would go for but he’s bound to make a bundle. Keep the creativity going Knorreck, this blunt’s for you.