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Coke is promoting it’s new “freestyle” soda fountain which lets you choose over 100 flavor options. If that doesn’t sound fantastic already the whole fountain will be operated by a touchscreen. Watch the video to see how it works but be careful because the guy presenting the new machine may have dyed his eyebrows and has beaty little eyes that seem to stare into your soul. In a country on the verge of legalizing cannabis this fountain is guaranteed to satisfy any herb enthusiasts sweet tooth.

The human skeleton known as Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez held a news conference in NYC yesterday afternoon where Marc was introduced as a partial owner of the Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins have been trying to get in position to sell tickets and have targeted their community whose majority is Latino. Gloria Estefan was introduced as partial owner earlier this year. This is what Marc told People magazine,

“It would have probably been cheaper just to buy season tickets!” “I’m a huge sports fan and these oppertunities don’t come around too often. It’s quite an honor and a privilege to be able to sit here today saying that I’m a part-owner of an NFL team.”

Majority owner Stephen Ross discussed how Marc became involved with the Dolphins.

“We spoke for quite a while about his vision for the team and it was just intoxicating. Marc’s a pretty bright guy and he has a lot of interesting ideas. We’re trying to do something different and he was thinking outside the box. I thought it would be a great fit and fun to do something.”

All Miami Dolphins fans can do is hope that there won’t be any halftime shows centered around Marc Anthony performing anything at all…not even the star spangled banner……for serious.

This is not one of the make-believe committees that George W. would create in the oval office during his substantial amount of time without coke free time. The Congressional Anti-Cannabis Caucus was recently formed under the idea that the Obama administration is becoming lax on the biggest shitpot lie waste of money ever war on drugs. The leader and dipshit brains responsible for the caucus is none other than desperate or attention republican John Mica.

Mica and the group have four main objectives, with the most contradictory of them being their desire to ” disrupt the narcotics market” as well as “healing drug users”. If Mica and his group of creepy republicans really wanted to disrupt the narcotics market they would be campaigning for the legalization and regulation of marijuana because right now the market is in the hands of drug dealers and not the US govt. As if this caucus could even make an attempt to make some of their changes, one thing that would be nearly impossible for them to accomplish would be the “healing of drug users.” While we don’t disagree that some people can abuse cannabis and could use some “healing”, I don’t believe that cannabis is the problem. Those who abuse cannabis are not doing it because of the effect from the drug, but simply from something that they are missing within themselves and an untrained congress member really wouldn’t be of much help to someone with a substance problem?

It’s no wonder that all eight, yes all 8 members of the caucus are republicans and we’d like to give you the chace to contact them and express your opposition to their bizzare and infantile ideas thoughts. So since he is the leader of the caucus John Mica is a good place to start. He can be reached at two different email addresses, jmica@mail.house.gov or john.mica@mail.house.gov

We know that the green stuff makes you sleepy, but for 210,000 dollars (just the advance that Wayne received for agreeing to do the show) we would have definately had  a fucking evil energy drink a lot of coffee or something.

Red City Entertainment claims that they shelled out 432,000 for Weezy to perform in the Bahamas, but on September 27th, 2008 Wayne and crew were a no show. The police were sent to his hotel room after he failed to appear and he was discovered too fucked up to perform unconscious. For real Wayne……we are one of your biggest fans, a quick thanks for not doing this at the show that I went to and we wish we had some of the grade A that wayne is holding….we have cataracts, just kidding…

Not sure what to catagorize this as, motorcycle or car, but one thing is for sure it’s a whole lot of sexy.It was created by Francios Knorreck who resides in Italy. Taking an astonishing 10 years and 10,000 hours of work to make the Lavender motorcycle sidecar cost 15,000 euros to finish. The motorcycle portion has 3 yes I said 3 exausts while the sidecar was created by combining a Volkswagen Golf GTI, an Audi 80, and a Citroen Xantia car and comes equipped with golfwing doors.

I’m pretty sure Knorreck had a little to much free time on his hands and was a few tokes deep when he created this vehicle but we thank him none the less. No word on if he will sell his creation or how much it would go for but he’s bound to make a bundle. Keep the creativity going Knorreck, this blunt’s for you.

In a month in which we’ve seen the deaths of such celebrities like David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and the king of pop Michael Jackson, a celebrity of sorts, Billy Mays has died today. Mostly known for his Oxi Clean & Orange Glo product pitching commercials Mays was found dead in his home by his wife this morning, he was 50 years old. He was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m., and investigators don’t believe there was any foul play. An autopsy will be completed by Monday afternoon but a heart attack is the expected cause of death.

Tampa area media outlets reported that Mays was a passenger on a U.S. Airways flight that made a rough landing on Saturday afternoon at Tampa International Airport, apparently blowing its front tires in an incident that left debris on  the runway. They quoted Mays as saying, “All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping,”"It fell on my head but I have a hard head”, but U.S. Airways’ officials said today that they can’t confirm immediately that Mays was on the flight.

Our sympothy goes out to his family, RIP William “Billy” D. Mays Jr. July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009, this blunt will be consumed in your memory.

Living in the world today we’ve grown accustom to certain ideals like recycling, but this is taking it to the next level. Timberland’s new boot the Earthkeeper 2.0 which won’t be out until the fall was designed to be disassembled and recycled. Made of 42 percent recycled tires, the Earthkeepers 2.0 has been engineered for ease of dis assembly, with details like removable hardware that can be reused. A shocking 80 percent of the boot can be recycled or reused and, if returned to Timberland at the end of it’s life, will be made into another pair. No clue on how much the recycled boots will cost but they have positive benefits.

While I support recycling I don’t feel comfortable wearing shoes made of tire. Sorry but i don’t enjoy the feeling of walking around in rubber. I think the concept is very eco-friendly but the market may just fall a bit short. I won’t judge until I try a pair on. They may be very comfortable and I might have been mistaken but only time will tell.

Would you consider buying a pair?