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Hoes are apparently still fucking stupid taking meth in a big way….

Former U.S. figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine in Hudson County, New Jersey. Bobek who hasn’t won a title since 1995 was arrested in Jupiter, FL last week and brought to New Jersey to faces charges for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. Nicole pleaded not guilty and is currently muff diving because no one will get her out waiting on $200,000 bail.

We don’t condone taking part in meth rings, because that shit is stupid and weed is better but there’s no doubt in my head that this crazy chick was hard up for cash when she decided to get involved. I just wish she would think about what she’s doing before she ends up looking like Stephanie Pratt.  The prosecutor handling the case said Bobek, “played a significant role in this operation. She was actively involved in the upper echelon of this ring.” If found guilty, Nicole could get up to 10 years in the slammer and a much needed fuckin detox from her life of meth rings..you know maybe she thought that she had to go through a meth ring to return to the skating ring???? NAH, im not even going to give her that “i’m a dumb shit excuse”, cause she might use it.

I’ll also take this time to throw a warning to all the potential “Nicole Bobeks” that we have out there……when you’re hurting for dough don’t get involved in hardcore drug rings, smoke a lot of weed and collect unemployment suck that shit up and get a job at Mcdonalds.

Finally someone is held accountable for their actions. Today Bernard “Bernie” Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison by U.S. district judge Denny Chin which was the maximum sentence he faced. On March 12th Madoff plead guilty to fraud (mail, wire, & security) for his role in a giant Ponzi scheme that cost investors over 60 billion dollars. Madoff also plead guilty to filing false documents with the Securities and Exchange Commission and money laundering. Last week Madoff’s attorneys sent Judge Chin a letter asking for a sentence as short as 12 years stating Madoff cooperated fully with prosecuters. Madoff stole money from thousands of people and companies and though the money is gone they have to be happy at the outcome of the verdict. You reap what you sew Madoff, have fun living the rest of your life in prison and don’t drop the soap.

Former mountain biking world champion Melissa “Missy” Giove was held on $250,000 bail Thursday after federal authorities said they’ve seized more then 200 pounds of marijuana from a truck she was driving in upstate New York Tuesday. Melissa along with Eric Canori were charged with conspiring to possess and distribute more then 100 kilograms of herb. Not only did they find the 200 lbs of the “magic” weed in her vehicle but authorities also found nearly 200 more lbs of weed and almost 1 million dollars in cash stashed in a closet & basement in Canori’s home. Missy was also ordered to surrender her passport due to the fact that the judge believes she’s a flight risk.

Of course the public defender for Giove claimed the drugs & money found in her vagina truck was planted, possibly by police. Giove was the 1994 downhill world champion but retired from downhill racing in 2003. So my guess is she was in need of money. I don’t condone getting caught driving around with hundreds of pounds of weed but what puzzles me more then that is the attempt at claiming the drugs were planted. When you get involved in illegal activities you know the consequences that can occur so you can’t cry wolf. Being a herbal enthusiast gives her some points but getting caught and blaming others isn’t cool so unfortunately Missy, no tokes for you this evening.

Yeah that’s right news on Mexico that doesn’t relate to swine flu,who would have thought. The Mexican Navy has seized more than a ton of cocaine. If that isn’t crazy enough the cocaine was being transported inside more then 20 frozen shark carcasses.  With the help of sniffing dogs and a x-ray machine, the Mexican Navy had no problem finding the drugs. When they asked those in charge of the shipment that the substance inside the carcasses was,  they replied “it’s conserving agent,” but further tests proved it was cocaine. No word on how many people have been arrested for their involvement in the scheme.

It is never good to try and smuggle drugs people, especially from swine flu Mexico to the United States but the cleverness around how they tried to smuggle it was nothing short of brilliant, atleast to me (3 tokes deep). At the end of the day though no matter how clever it was it’s still foolish and the people responsible still got busted.