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Comic-con is not only a nerds paradise, it was held in California, where medical marijuana is legal, so there were bound to be throves of cannabis supporters as well as probably a hell of a lot of the special green on site. One of those supporters was for me an obvious fellow toker, writer and director Kevin Smith.While he looks 8 monts pregnant, he’s still a creative genius in our minds, making such greats like Clerks and Clerks 2 which is my favorite because they discuss one of my specialties…ass-to- mouth…Ok totally  fucking kidding, I won’t even eat an m&m off the ground, let alone put my mouth on something that looks like Renee Zelwegger’s desperate pouty smile. Ass-to-mouth is something for professionals folks, leave it to them but its ok to think about ass-to-mouth, just have some tokes before you seriously consider it.  Well here’s Kevin talking about his love for fatty cuisine the greatest herb ever.

Katie Holmes completely tried her human best, but the remnants of alien being left inside her (according to crazy scientology that she follows) did manage to gather together sequences and make that shit look like she was dancing. We’re pretty much over the Cruise clan, apart from Cris Klein’s daughter Suri, and any point in time where Tom Cruise decides that it’s a good idea to go on the Today show and talk about prescription meds, because you know he’s bound to call someone glib or summon zenu to the ABC set….If you don’t mind desperate hungry hippo like dancing and heidi montag like singing for attention, don’t watch…but otherwise enjoy with some special green on hand

p.s.- i guess her “performance” was for charity…..people will tolerate anything if its “for the kids”

This year we caught a glimpse of what to expect as a singer from Heidi Montag, 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, on “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” but now we will be tortured blessed with a full performance from Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant next month. As crazy as Spencer may be he does have a way of getting himself and his wife in the spotlight at any given moment. Heidi will be performing on August 23rd and we’re extremly curious about how she’s going to sound but if the title of the song she’ll perform, “Turn Ya Head”, sounds as bad as I believe it will then she’s going to be in trouble (think Ashlee Simpson ala SNL). While it’s uncertain if Spencer will be there we can’t see him not showing up to support his cash cow Heidi. Some advice for Spencer and anyone else watching August 23rd, before her performance starts spark up some good quality herb and if that doesn’t help just press mute.

The human skeleton known as Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez held a news conference in NYC yesterday afternoon where Marc was introduced as a partial owner of the Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins have been trying to get in position to sell tickets and have targeted their community whose majority is Latino. Gloria Estefan was introduced as partial owner earlier this year. This is what Marc told People magazine,

“It would have probably been cheaper just to buy season tickets!” “I’m a huge sports fan and these oppertunities don’t come around too often. It’s quite an honor and a privilege to be able to sit here today saying that I’m a part-owner of an NFL team.”

Majority owner Stephen Ross discussed how Marc became involved with the Dolphins.

“We spoke for quite a while about his vision for the team and it was just intoxicating. Marc’s a pretty bright guy and he has a lot of interesting ideas. We’re trying to do something different and he was thinking outside the box. I thought it would be a great fit and fun to do something.”

All Miami Dolphins fans can do is hope that there won’t be any halftime shows centered around Marc Anthony performing anything at all…not even the star spangled banner……for serious.

A while ago NBA superstar Lebron James was attending his summer camp when a pick up game got started. During the game Lebron was dunked on by Xavier  University star Jordan Crawford and it was caught on tape. Nike being the douches they are confiscated the video and refused to release it because they didn’t want any bad publicity on their products because Lebron has an extensive shoe line as well as promotional intrests with Nike. Thanks to Ebaumnation.com the video is now released for all to see, I’ve watched it 5 times now and I honestly don’t understand why the video wasn’t released sooner. I don’t believe Lebron James got dunked on hard at all, I was expecting a giant facial. Watch the video and decide for yourself but I think Nike overacted in this situation and it makes them look bad. This blunt’s for you Jordan Crawford for dunking on the “king” Lebron James.

This video that has been cut down and given a title I like much better (Beyonce Clown) comes from youtube user Coconutfishy and is pretty hilarious. I wont give it away so just watch and don’t hit your bong during it (do it before and after)….. smoke+laughing=too much coughing. Plus it’s a clown that is possibly a better actress than the large thighed one we like to call Beyonce, and I don’t even know if she acts. we kid we kid…but then again does anyone besides Solange really enoy her acting?

Hermit-like funnyman Dave Chappelle gave an impromptu performace in Portland, Oregon’s pioneer square in the early hours of yesterday morning. While thousands of people showed up to see Dave’s secret performance he was not prepared for the turnout. Chappelle had only planned for a very small amount of people to show up and had only bought a sound system that would allow his voice to be heard for the first few rows of the thousands of people that packed the square. Chappelle though, who refused to disappoint did stay for two hours and entertained the huge crowd to the best of his ability given the sound system. Chappelle also apologized for his lack of audio, citing the fact that he didn’t think he was still famous….well let’s see….he did have probably the biggest show on comedy central behind south park and a $50 million contract and then you just kind of disappeard, so fuck yes you’re still famous. In the video clip above, you can notice Dave mention that he smells “reffer” and then someone in the crowd offers him some and he politely declined, quoting an old Nancy Reagan after school special and simply saying no….I’d like to believe that had cameras not been plastered on him 24/7 he would’ve certainly accepted the herbal refreshment being offered, after all he is the creator of one of the greatest stoner movies ever, Half Baked….tokes for Chappelle and maybe a show in the tri-state area sometime soon???

The boss, also known as Rick fuck a 50 Cent Ross, performed at Eros World Tapas Bar in Atlanta, GA this weekend and there was no shortage of herb on the scene. According to those in attendance, Ross and crew were on cloud nine from the moment they hit the door, rolling, lighting, sharing with me some more rolling and a hell of a lot of smoking. Thanks to HollywoodATL for the pics and thanks to Rick Ross and company for promoting the use of  the greatest herb in the world….WEED

Howard Stern’s hilariously funny, yet outstandingly creepy radio show sidekick, Arti Lange is claiming that he wasn’t simply sloppy fucking drunk when he was pulled over and subsequently arrested on July 10th. Artie is claiming that he was under the influence of the prescription drug Lexapro, which are like candy to Artie is an anti-depressant.

Lange’s 2009 Nissan Sentra rear-ended a Pontiac Grand Am at Silver Bay and Grand Avenues in Toms River, New Jersey at 1:30 pm. Ironically, he was picking up a prescription for his mother. A police detective discovered Lange at the scene of the minor motor vehicle collision at Silver Bay and Brand avenues, reportedly at about 1:30 p.m., said Capt. Steve Henry. Lange should have just had some herb and chilled out rather than pop pills and get arrested….weed is calming and pleasant…light up Artie and stop driving under the influence

If you don’t remember, two years ago we were haunted bestowed with nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens that she sent to  then boyfriend Drake Bell, showing her extremely unusually hairy vagina. Well back in May Vanessa told E News that she would do nude scenes in a movie when the time was right. That time appears to be now, Vanessa told U.K.’s Metro she will be stripping down for a role as a hooker in an upcoming Zack Snyder film titled “Sucker Punch”.

“I’m playing a character named Blondie and it’s set in a brothel in the 1950’s, so there’s not a whole lot of clothes.” she teased.

No clue on if she will be groomed before filming but let’s hope so, the visuals from the last photos still haunt my dreams. Vanessa, you made a shit load of money from High School Musical, I’m sure you can afford a razor. This blunt is for you Vanessa, good luck and please show up to the set appropriately groomed.

If you don’t remember those pics click here but be warned the following image may make you ill and is NSFW.