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Hoes are apparently still fucking stupid taking meth in a big way….

Former U.S. figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine in Hudson County, New Jersey. Bobek who hasn’t won a title since 1995 was arrested in Jupiter, FL last week and brought to New Jersey to faces charges for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. Nicole pleaded not guilty and is currently muff diving because no one will get her out waiting on $200,000 bail.

We don’t condone taking part in meth rings, because that shit is stupid and weed is better but there’s no doubt in my head that this crazy chick was hard up for cash when she decided to get involved. I just wish she would think about what she’s doing before she ends up looking like Stephanie Pratt.  The prosecutor handling the case said Bobek, “played a significant role in this operation. She was actively involved in the upper echelon of this ring.” If found guilty, Nicole could get up to 10 years in the slammer and a much needed fuckin detox from her life of meth rings..you know maybe she thought that she had to go through a meth ring to return to the skating ring???? NAH, im not even going to give her that “i’m a dumb shit excuse”, cause she might use it.

I’ll also take this time to throw a warning to all the potential “Nicole Bobeks” that we have out there……when you’re hurting for dough don’t get involved in hardcore drug rings, smoke a lot of weed and collect unemployment suck that shit up and get a job at Mcdonalds.

Yesterday while I was watching the MJ memorial, I thought about death for a bit….well duh,  but I realized that you never know when you could loose someone and I don’t want Jeff Conaway’s last great piece of work to be the clip above from season 2 of the unemployed formerly famous druggies’ dream Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Yes in the clip above his timing is a bit off and he looks as though he’s auditioning to be Dracula’s understudy, but his commitment to portraying the look of a 1000 year old vampire in a bikers jacket is astounding. The good shit in the video starts at about 2mins in and he proclaims to Dr.Drew that he is “a fighter.” He also mumbles through noting that he’s going to do better than he did in season 1. In case you didn’t watch the show whose season aired last year, he didn’t do much better, but when you DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS in season 1, you’re only way is basically up.

So I hope that some casting director comes across this and does our good friend Vampire Jeff Conaway a solid by casting him in something that doesn’t involve him and addiction, but until then I’m gonna go have some tokes for Mr. Conaway. (who values his personal space….”GET UR FUCKIN HANDS OFF ME”)

Unfortunately this is true, The Office’s sexy receptionist Jenna Fischer is officially engaged to boyfriend, writer Lee Kirk reports People magazine. Lee proposed to Fischer on June 30th while vacationing in Europe. The couple has been dating since January 2008 and this will be Jenna’s second marriage (she got divorced from directer James Gunn in 2007). So what, she likes to move quickly in the love department but we don’t hold that against her.

The only question left to ask is what marriage will last longer, Jenna’s real life marriage to Kirk or her Office character Pam’s marriage to Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), but only time will tell. Congratulations Jenna, we wish you the best and this blunt is definatley for you and all your sexy.

Before I comment on her shoot let me start off by saying Emma Watson is 19. Now that we have that out of the way, Emma will be on the cover of the August issue of Elle Magazine UK and she is looking good. The actress who  rose to stardom as the smart young witch in the Harry Potter franchise has been all over the magazine circuit recently and has been talking a lot about her life after Harry Potter and her upcoming school year. I do have 1 bad comment, is Emma trying her best Kristen Stewart impression? This is a quote from the upcoming issue talking about her decision to go to Columbia University and how she might not want to act anymore.

“I need university to give me that break. People think because I’m going to university I’m never going to act again, but it’s actually me. I want to figure out how I feel about everything first. Maybe I’ll keep acting, maybe I won’t.”

We hope whatever she decides to do she has no regrets, good luck Emma this blunt’s for you and your photo shoot.

Sacha Baron Cohen’s infamous gay character “Bruno”  has been everywhere recently, from appearing on the cover of GQ magazine to dressing in a Hansel and Gretel inspired outfit at the Paris premier of his new film, Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt. Im fuckin pumped for this movie because Borat was one of the funniest movies i’ve ever seen. Also because Cohen is usually a master at playing up stereotypes and being offensive while still allowing the audience to relate to his sentiment that, “its just a movie.” I will definitely be tokin away in a theatre on July 10th when it premiers, how about you???

Self proclaimed 87 year old slut Betty White made an appearance on her drunken daughter’s funny friend’s late night show on comedy central which we happen to be really big fans of…Chelsea and Chuy are fucking hirlarious together and she could no doubt hold her own on a a major network. Something tells me Betty and Chelsea might have had some of the good stuff before she came on…we know shes usually very open because shes senial, but she was exceptionally forthcoming in the interview.  She and Chuy could easily grab the 15 viewers that Last Call with Carson Daly and Jimmy Kimmel’s show each share.

Heres our favorite sober girl in her favorite state of undress….we wonder why Lindsay would be taking these pics of herself, but anywho we kinda wish her hair would move a bit or someone would’ve  dangled a baggie of blow bible behind her so that she would turn her head revealing her  nice tittays…we can’t always get what we want so we’ll probably just go smoke some special green stuff while pretending to be a pirate and be happy that she’s not munching walking on Samantha Ronsons carpet at the moment….we really like la loca lohan though, shes a fucking decent actress, we just think that crazy faced Dina jaded her at a young age

Why do you guys think Lindsay is taking this picture and give us a caption……..