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OH HELL TO THE NO!!!…. I feel like Whitney after Bobby has asked to go get crack rocks milk at 3 AM because I really can’t believe one of my favorite creative minds right now, Lady Gaga. Her sharpie drawn in eyebrows are painful to look at.  It’s somewhat of a travesty because Lady Gaga was quickly becoming a fashion icon. It could simply be a fluke though, but just so that it doesn’t happen again, YOUR EYEBROWS ARE AN INTEGRAL PART OF YOUR FACE and should not be drawn on as though you are Shauna Sands!

I purposely chose a full shot to spare your eyes from a zoomed in glimpse of cholita heaven, but when if it happens again we’ll use a close-up. I just smoked so hopefully it doesnt happen too soon because the vomit that I supressed earlier might escape my body.

Image via Wenn

Here at MyDailyToke.com we have a little thing we like to call creeper of the day. Its a very coveted position to hold on our site for the day and only the most fucking crazy special people ever hold this prestigious title. Future “Creeper of the Day” award recipients need only meet a few specific criteria, as follows:

• Be incredibly intelligent just by looking at their picture (√)- someone, do we have her mensa ID #…?
• Be known for doing something extraordinary (√)-were not completely sure what shes done, but her eyebrows count for something extraordinarily….shitty
• possibly be closely related to a celebrity (√)- or actually be a celeb in disguise…Queen Latifah, is that you?

We Kid We Kid….we like her for her special cholita powers and can completely appreciate that she is probably thinking of ways to beat us up and draw in our eyebrows with an eyeliner pencil before the cops find my body…arghhh

This priceless shot is courtesy of The Smoking Gun