My Daily Toke

Archive for the ‘Consumer Driven Economy’ Category

While we’re on the subject of jeff conaway’s adopted daughter Lindsay, I thought I’d let you guys know that she is planning to start her own production company. She is reportedly teaming up with shitty business partner Kristi Kaylor, hopefully Kaylor will be different than the partner who was behind her stolen spray tan line, for which she is currently being sued. The pair are planning to create TV and movie projects that no one will watch in which Lohan can star in and do her best Tara Reid impression have already set the wheels in motion for two projects.

Lohan also plans to make the “female fashionista’s” answer to hit HBO series Entourage called Faux Real and a game show tentatively called That’s What Friends Are For, which will partner with charitable organizations. I don’t really mind what kind of fancy names you give these shows, but they can both be easily defined as… garbage. Can someone get Seacrest on the line please…Lindsay needs a second opportunity to star in Living Lohan because straight to DVD movies like Labor Pains just aren’t cutting it.  Lindsay, I want you to do well, really, so when your movie is released i’m going to get sky high and force myself to watch you new flick and everyone else should do the same.

Finally, a pro-marijuana group other than Norml has embraced TV advertising by releasing a commercial urging California residents to consider taxing and regulating the sale of cannabis. The commericail which was sponsored & created by the Marijuana Policy Project and in the 30 second advert a crazy eyed nice middle aged lady reminds viewers that CA is deep in debt and the millions of marijuana consumers are willing to pay taxes on a substance that is less harmful than alcohol. The commercial is also already being met with opposition and some TV stations in California won’t run the advertisement. I’m definately blowing smoke all around for this commercial and its’ step in the right direction.

We know that the green stuff makes you sleepy, but for 210,000 dollars (just the advance that Wayne received for agreeing to do the show) we would have definately had  a fucking evil energy drink a lot of coffee or something.

Red City Entertainment claims that they shelled out 432,000 for Weezy to perform in the Bahamas, but on September 27th, 2008 Wayne and crew were a no show. The police were sent to his hotel room after he failed to appear and he was discovered too fucked up to perform unconscious. For real Wayne……we are one of your biggest fans, a quick thanks for not doing this at the show that I went to and we wish we had some of the grade A that wayne is holding….we have cataracts, just kidding…

These super fresh kicks come to us courtesy of Guiliano Fujiwara, who we think has certainly been inspired by the Louis Vuitton shoe that Kanye has designed. Whatever the case if we could get a hold of either of these uber creative sneaks it would make us incredibly fucking pumped….Kanye you there???

Don’t re-adjust your eyes people, (it’s possible, ask Gary Busey) California is right before our eyes, transforming into more of an Amsterdam-like place, where marijuana can be bought online by everyone those in the state with medical marijuana prescriptions. Artists Collective, a non-profit medical marijuana delivery service is now advertising their amazing weed products to customers via twitter. They carry all of the things any conventional medical marijuana dispensary would have (edibles, cannabis, pre-rolled blunts and joints) and they fucking deliver. Someone please explain why I don’t live in California right now???…..If I could really not have to play telephone super tag to obtain some herbal refreshment life would be a bit simpler….think pre-”pilled out” Paula Abdul simple…yes like 90’s Clinton administration simple. Ok, back to the greatness that is delivery of weed directly to your front door. I almost forgot one of the best parts though…..there’s no delivery charge! The service, which can either be contacted by telephone or through their web site, does free deliveries, but still charges for the drugs. They even have an incentive program for members of the collective, offering free grams of marijuana and samples. Since President Obama vowed to eliminate DEA raids on medical marijuana distributors, I don’t see Artists Collective having a problem with their creative venture. Good luck and keep tokin fuckers.

In what I think is one of PETA’s most famehungry ingenious attempts at publicity, a young jeff conway Andy Dick appeared as an evil Ronald Mcdonald outside of Chicago’s Rock N’ Roll Mcdonalds. On thursday Dick and a group of protesters were there to shed light upon the alleged inhumane killing methods of Mcdonalds suppliers’. Somebody is desperate for work really passionate about animal rights?

Ryan Huling, a campaign organizer for the event stated that all they are looking for is a merciful way to handle the problem. Among their problems with the largest fast food chain in the world: they claim that Mcdonalds US suppliers are torturing the chickens by slitting their throat to induce death as well as scalding them alive.

Having seen one of the PETA sponsored videos on how the killing process is done for many animals entering the food industry, I can honestly say that something needs to be done, I just have no clue as to what. I’m also not sure what i would do without some of the great food choices at mcdonalds…Who can live without mcnuggets?

Thoughts???

All consumers might want to stop using Zicam Nasal Gel and related products because according to the FDA it can be potentially very harmful to your sense of smell. By potentially very harmful we mean they think it can permanently fuck with with your sense of smell. The over-the-counter products contain zinc, an ingredient scientists say may damage nerves in the nose needed for smell.

The FDA is actually claiming that about 130 people have come forward reporting a loss of smell after using Matrixx Initiatives’ Zicam products since 1999. What the fuck Matrixx….are people letting Keanu Reeves manufacture nasal gel theses days, we know his career is hurting because of shit like lake house doing great and all but everyone has side jobs these days???

“Loss of the sense of smell is potentially life threatening and may be permanent,” said Dr. Charles Lee, of FDA’s compliance division. “People without the sense of smell may not be able to detect dangerous life situations, such as gas leaks or something burning in the house.”

Apparently Matrixx, the people who make Zicam have settled hundreds of lawsuits related to the use of its products in recent years but after looking on their site today they are still clearly telling consumers otherwise because this was posted on their site “No plaintiff has ever won a court case, because there is no known causal link between the use of Zicam Cold Remedy nasal gel and impairment of smell.” OK sure no one has actually “won a case” because you settle before they make it to trial…..Keanu Reeves is apparently making their statements as well because only Keanu would be puzzled by the task of thinking of a better way to form that lie….

This is really the reason that I dont fuck with any type of chemicals people!!! Our bodies are not made for crazy ass nasal gels…pack a bowl, toke away and your nose wont fucking run anymore…THE END

So I had been hearing rumblings about a Michael Moore film that was going to shed some serious light upon the horrible decline of our economy and those who were really responsible for it. From sub-prime mortgages, which turned out to be no more than a nicely packaged scam for those who shouldn’t have been able to purchase a flippin car let alone a fucking house to CDO’s and the demise of GM. From the teaser he’s sure to dissect what was really happening at the top of such criminal companies as AIG, Citibank, and the many others that have received bailouts. We’re pretty excited about this movie, and smokers definitely develop an innate ability to question all things before coming to a conclusion about something, or in more simple words become a skeptic, but for now we’re on board Mr. Moore….this movie will certainly be toke worthy and we’ll have to be on cloud nine so that we can take in all the truth that Moore is certain to flood our brains with

Will you go see Michael’s new film..???