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Some of you might have seen this video before but for those of you who haven’t you’re in for quite an experience. I discovered Cybil one late night during my insomniac period not too far back but it’s from the show “LAPD: Life on the Beat”. I decided to give Cybil the creeper of the moment award because she looks like a Star Jones and Eddie Murphy love child. Yes I know the name of the show just kills it, but most of the calls that the usually boring cops would go on are nothing short of roll on the floor fucking hilarious and this one certainly is as well. Cybil has the greatest crazy eyes and biggest dollar store glasses on that i’ve ever seen, but she does it all for the love of her Tupac and cheap $o.50 beer. I won’t wast more time telling you about it just watch and laugh and toke…oh and share…DAMN WHO I LIVE WIT

We all seem to have that one grandmother who loves to go to the casino to play slots, but most of us haven’t been stuck in a car with no air conditioner just so grandma can feed her addictions. A 54 year old Florida woman was sentenced yesterday to 14 months house arrest and 3 years of probation for leaving her 2 year old granddaughter and 14 year old grandson in a car outside a Hallandale Beach casino back in August of 2008 so she can go inside and play the slots. Someone walked by the car and noticed the children just sitting there and told casino security who alerted the authorities. The prosecutor told the South Florida Sun Sentinel that the 54 year old woman had pleaded guilty to charges including felony child abuse and misdemeanor contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

When I was young my grandmother brought me to the casino and dumped me off in the kid area. I would spend countless hours playing video games and from what I remember I had a great time but I always knew if the kids area wasn’t there I might be locked in a car with no air conditioning with one window cracked just enough to breathe. So this story isn’t that crazy to me (or it could be the quality herb I’ve consumed). This blunt goes out to the grandmother sentenced in the hope that next time she gets that thought she’ll spark up and reconsider…well she does have 14 months of house arrest to think about it, but she’ll probably be busy gambling online.

No, Barbara Walters isn’t trying to become the next Octomom. According to the Daily Mail, A 72 year old British woman from London has recently gone through sveral IVF treatments. So far, Brown has spent nearly $50,000 on six invitro-fertilization treatments in the United States and Italy, and has been unsuccessful in becoming the next Nadya Suleman getting pregnant. She says she’s ready to spend more and will travel to IVF clinics around the world that offer treatment to women her age and of her unstable mental state.

Recently I can rmember haring of a 62 year old that had gievn birth to twins, but a 72 year old woman, no fuckin thankyou. Thats about as wierd as Andy Dick trying to have more children. (shit I hope I didn’t give him an idea to reclaim the dash of fame he once had by getting pregnant) In all seriousness though, this old crazy ladys body does belong  to here, so if she wants to be pregnanat and increase the likelihood that her child has a birth defect by all means…weed helps a lot of things, but this Lady is somewhat beyond repair…sending some tokes out to crazy old ladies all over the world.