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A report that has just been released to the public reveals that America’s federal transportation safety agency wanted a total ban on all cell phone use for drivers, including the use of hands-free headsets, because of the risk. One big problem is that the report is from 2002 and has been kept secret, for a reason that is yet unknown. That is some Rush Limbaugh getting crazy amounts of pills from his maid type shit and it makes me pretty pissed. Two public interest groups were able to get ahold of the document as a result of a lawsuit citing the Freedom of Information Act. They chose to realease it Tuesday. Part of the report reads:

“We are convinced that legislation forbidding the use of handheld cell phones while driving may not be effective in improving highway safety since it will not address the problem,” the report states. “In fact, such legislation may erroneously imply that hands-free phones are safe to use while driving.”

Sometimes I forget how corrupt some people in our country can be..and then things like this happen. Though I don’t want to jump to conclusions it could appear as though some major cell phone providers and the Govt. are all greedy fucks that don’t care about lives if large amounts of money are on the line were in cahoots to keep this from the public for fear of monetary loss??? People should realize that it’s not the smartest thing to be wrapped in a conversation while having to focus on controlling your vehicle and also observing the actions of other drivers, not to mention holding the fucking thing and the wheel at the same time…..arghhhh (somalian pirate grunt, it helps release steam).Curretly 87% of the US population owns a celleular device, while back in 2002 only about half of the US had cell phones. The problem has only gotten worse and people shouldn’t lose their lives because of someones deceit or their stupidity.

This is not one of the make-believe committees that George W. would create in the oval office during his substantial amount of time without coke free time. The Congressional Anti-Cannabis Caucus was recently formed under the idea that the Obama administration is becoming lax on the biggest shitpot lie waste of money ever war on drugs. The leader and dipshit brains responsible for the caucus is none other than desperate or attention republican John Mica.

Mica and the group have four main objectives, with the most contradictory of them being their desire to ” disrupt the narcotics market” as well as “healing drug users”. If Mica and his group of creepy republicans really wanted to disrupt the narcotics market they would be campaigning for the legalization and regulation of marijuana because right now the market is in the hands of drug dealers and not the US govt. As if this caucus could even make an attempt to make some of their changes, one thing that would be nearly impossible for them to accomplish would be the “healing of drug users.” While we don’t disagree that some people can abuse cannabis and could use some “healing”, I don’t believe that cannabis is the problem. Those who abuse cannabis are not doing it because of the effect from the drug, but simply from something that they are missing within themselves and an untrained congress member really wouldn’t be of much help to someone with a substance problem?

It’s no wonder that all eight, yes all 8 members of the caucus are republicans and we’d like to give you the chace to contact them and express your opposition to their bizzare and infantile ideas thoughts. So since he is the leader of the caucus John Mica is a good place to start. He can be reached at two different email addresses, jmica@mail.house.gov or john.mica@mail.house.gov

Nope, little miss Sarah Palin hasn’t made another stunningly foolish insightful and inspiring press conference about her premature departure from office as governor of Alaska. This disgusting display of famewhore desire that goes beyond that of our most villianized duo, Speidi, gem  of a video comes to us via NY republican congressman Pete King. In the video made a few days ago,Pete King says that we as a country should look beyond the greatness that was Michael Jackson, labeling him as a pervert and pedophile, two things that we know Michael was not. He believes that we should be glorifying our veterans and teachers and police officers instead of spending time celebrating the life of a supremely influential artist.

Well Pete is entitled to his opinion, but his views simply contradict themselves. How on one hand do you say that you would like to celebrate the actions of certain groups of people while simultaneously trying to “shit on” the legacy of another person. I’m not so sure what school of thought Pete’s thinking has been created from, but “fucking retard dip-shit lowlife hungry hippo” might be it. In the great sense of extreme boredom and self-loathing exploration I actually visited Pete King’s site and I was sadly greeted with more ignorance. So if you feel like a need to be amongst the unintelligent and cruel make a stop there and also you can call and say hello to Pete, maybe tell him that he should be more focused on government and his constituents rather than searching for fame, because one pit bull in lipstick is enough.

Pete is a very sad important individual and can be reached at 516-541-4225….or….202-225-7896…..or 631-541-4225