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After her cholita moment not too long ago, I didn’t think things with her could get more peculiar interesting, but here she is with a dmoinatrix sex toy mask a work of art on her face. In the interview she  gave to the Maltese press, she never removes the creation and speaks about how she has been inspired by things like sex, porn, and also reveals that she is practically a hermit, living a life of solitude, controlled by her music. Hermit or not we get her a bit. Mystery is hot and Lady Gaga has “mysterious” down very well, but please….when you’re playing with Tom Sizemore’s sex tape toys you want to be mysterious, don’t cover your face with things.

Yesterday while I was watching the MJ memorial, I thought about death for a bit….well duh,  but I realized that you never know when you could loose someone and I don’t want Jeff Conaway’s last great piece of work to be the clip above from season 2 of the unemployed formerly famous druggies’ dream Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Yes in the clip above his timing is a bit off and he looks as though he’s auditioning to be Dracula’s understudy, but his commitment to portraying the look of a 1000 year old vampire in a bikers jacket is astounding. The good shit in the video starts at about 2mins in and he proclaims to Dr.Drew that he is “a fighter.” He also mumbles through noting that he’s going to do better than he did in season 1. In case you didn’t watch the show whose season aired last year, he didn’t do much better, but when you DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS in season 1, you’re only way is basically up.

So I hope that some casting director comes across this and does our good friend Vampire Jeff Conaway a solid by casting him in something that doesn’t involve him and addiction, but until then I’m gonna go have some tokes for Mr. Conaway. (who values his personal space….”GET UR FUCKIN HANDS OFF ME”)

OH HELL TO THE NO!!!…. I feel like Whitney after Bobby has asked to go get crack rocks milk at 3 AM because I really can’t believe one of my favorite creative minds right now, Lady Gaga. Her sharpie drawn in eyebrows are painful to look at.  It’s somewhat of a travesty because Lady Gaga was quickly becoming a fashion icon. It could simply be a fluke though, but just so that it doesn’t happen again, YOUR EYEBROWS ARE AN INTEGRAL PART OF YOUR FACE and should not be drawn on as though you are Shauna Sands!

I purposely chose a full shot to spare your eyes from a zoomed in glimpse of cholita heaven, but when if it happens again we’ll use a close-up. I just smoked so hopefully it doesnt happen too soon because the vomit that I supressed earlier might escape my body.

Image via Wenn

Sacha Baron Cohen’s infamous gay character “Bruno”  has been everywhere recently, from appearing on the cover of GQ magazine to dressing in a Hansel and Gretel inspired outfit at the Paris premier of his new film, Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt. Im fuckin pumped for this movie because Borat was one of the funniest movies i’ve ever seen. Also because Cohen is usually a master at playing up stereotypes and being offensive while still allowing the audience to relate to his sentiment that, “its just a movie.” I will definitely be tokin away in a theatre on July 10th when it premiers, how about you???

Here at MyDailyToke.com we have a little thing we like to call creeper of the day. Its a very coveted position to hold on our site for the day and only the most fucking crazy special people ever hold this prestigious title. Future “Creeper of the Day” award recipients need only meet a few specific criteria, as follows:

• Be incredibly intelligent just by looking at their picture (√)- someone, do we have her mensa ID #…?
• Be known for doing something extraordinary (√)-were not completely sure what shes done, but her eyebrows count for something extraordinarily….shitty
• possibly be closely related to a celebrity (√)- or actually be a celeb in disguise…Queen Latifah, is that you?

We Kid We Kid….we like her for her special cholita powers and can completely appreciate that she is probably thinking of ways to beat us up and draw in our eyebrows with an eyeliner pencil before the cops find my body…arghhh

This priceless shot is courtesy of The Smoking Gun