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“Funny People” star Seth Rogen called Katherine Heigl a hypocrite for calling their movie “Knocked Up” sexist. In an interview Heigl did for the January 2008 issue of Vanity Fair she says she found Judd Apatow’s movie was a little sexist because it painted the women as shrews. During an interview with Howard Stern, Seth Rogen sarcastically had the following to say about Katherine Heigl&’s new comedy “The Ugly Truth”, “That movie looks like it really puts women on a pedestal in a beautiful way”. Judd Apatow then added to Seth’s comment by saying, “I hear there’s a scene where she’s wearing underwear with a vibrator in it, so I’d have to see if that was uplifting for women.” The two men said they were surprised by Heigl’s comments because they did’t have any issues during production. Apatow said she couldn’t have been cooler and Seth was confused because he states she improved half her scenes. Though Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow are still irritated by Heigl’s comments, Rogen said he doesn’t take them personally. “I’ve got to say it’s not like we’re the only people she said some batsh– crazy things about,” he said. “That’s kind of her bag now.” I think Katherine Heigl herself has been portraying women in an extremley sexist, irritating, bitchy, and fame hungry way for so long that she doesn’t understand what could be wrong about her remarks. Katherine smoke a blunt, and for once since getting a role on Grey’s Anatomy, stop talking shit about people you’ve worked with.

BTW, Katherine Heigl smokes electronic cigarette

This year we caught a glimpse of what to expect as a singer from Heidi Montag, 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, on “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” but now we will be tortured blessed with a full performance from Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant next month. As crazy as Spencer may be he does have a way of getting himself and his wife in the spotlight at any given moment. Heidi will be performing on August 23rd and we’re extremly curious about how she’s going to sound but if the title of the song she’ll perform, “Turn Ya Head”, sounds as bad as I believe it will then she’s going to be in trouble (think Ashlee Simpson ala SNL). While it’s uncertain if Spencer will be there we can’t see him not showing up to support his cash cow Heidi. Some advice for Spencer and anyone else watching August 23rd, before her performance starts spark up some good quality herb and if that doesn’t help just press mute.

Apparently when someone dies others receive magical singing and songwriting talents that they’ve never had before. Well that’s not true so La Toya’s new song dedicated to her recently deceased brother, the king of pop, is still bound to be mediocre at best. I guess if she isn’t out getting paid for interviews any longer she needed a way to capitalize on her brother’s death and what better way than to make noise and call it a song.  The name of the song is “home” and it will be released via Itunes on July 28th. La Toya had originally recorded the song back in 2002 for her dollar tree CD Startin’ Over album.

According to La Toya all 10 dollars that will be made proceeds from the single will go to AIDS Project LA, a charity that Michael had previously supported. Since she is actually doing it for what seems like a good cause we might buy it, mostly for the creepy sexy cover art we know she will have for the single. The song has hit youtbe and i’ve posted it above, listen with earplugs in like I did and it will be a bit less painful, you’ve been warned.

No, she didn’t get Cisco Adler’s balls stuck in her nose again, but Mischa Barton was rushed to the hopital for an unknown reason yesterday in LA.

Authorities responded to a non-911 call around 3 PM on Wednesday at the actress’ home. A patrol car responded to the scene and they escorted Barton from her residence to an undisclosed location. I’m not sure they could be anymore vauge about the situation though…do people go to hospitals for issues that aren’t medical?…is Gary Busey her publicist because if releasing that statement was a ploy to not draw attention, someone needs some training. The wannabe Lindsay Lohan Keds spokeswoman is no stranger to the LAPD and was charged in February 2008 with four criminal counts related to a DUI arrest which occurred on December 26, 2007.

After a stint in rehab and her Wino-like move to a foreign country you’d think that she’d want to be a working actress. but when your personal life over shadows your professional work, or lack there of, it’s pretty much a done deal…If the washed up wacktress Mischa doesn’t begin to take her craft a bit more seriously the next question she’ll be asking won’t be, “ummm where’s the blow and burgers”, but something along the lines of….”Are they still making new seasons of Celebrity Rehab, with that Dr. Drew guy, I’d snog him”

Yesterday while I was watching the MJ memorial, I thought about death for a bit….well duh,  but I realized that you never know when you could loose someone and I don’t want Jeff Conaway’s last great piece of work to be the clip above from season 2 of the unemployed formerly famous druggies’ dream Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Yes in the clip above his timing is a bit off and he looks as though he’s auditioning to be Dracula’s understudy, but his commitment to portraying the look of a 1000 year old vampire in a bikers jacket is astounding. The good shit in the video starts at about 2mins in and he proclaims to Dr.Drew that he is “a fighter.” He also mumbles through noting that he’s going to do better than he did in season 1. In case you didn’t watch the show whose season aired last year, he didn’t do much better, but when you DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS in season 1, you’re only way is basically up.

So I hope that some casting director comes across this and does our good friend Vampire Jeff Conaway a solid by casting him in something that doesn’t involve him and addiction, but until then I’m gonna go have some tokes for Mr. Conaway. (who values his personal space….”GET UR FUCKIN HANDS OFF ME”)

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Nope, little miss Sarah Palin hasn’t made another stunningly foolish insightful and inspiring press conference about her premature departure from office as governor of Alaska. This disgusting display of famewhore desire that goes beyond that of our most villianized duo, Speidi, gem  of a video comes to us via NY republican congressman Pete King. In the video made a few days ago,Pete King says that we as a country should look beyond the greatness that was Michael Jackson, labeling him as a pervert and pedophile, two things that we know Michael was not. He believes that we should be glorifying our veterans and teachers and police officers instead of spending time celebrating the life of a supremely influential artist.

Well Pete is entitled to his opinion, but his views simply contradict themselves. How on one hand do you say that you would like to celebrate the actions of certain groups of people while simultaneously trying to “shit on” the legacy of another person. I’m not so sure what school of thought Pete’s thinking has been created from, but “fucking retard dip-shit lowlife hungry hippo” might be it. In the great sense of extreme boredom and self-loathing exploration I actually visited Pete King’s site and I was sadly greeted with more ignorance. So if you feel like a need to be amongst the unintelligent and cruel make a stop there and also you can call and say hello to Pete, maybe tell him that he should be more focused on government and his constituents rather than searching for fame, because one pit bull in lipstick is enough.

Pete is a very sad important individual and can be reached at 516-541-4225….or….202-225-7896…..or 631-541-4225

Attention Leighton Meester’s feet you have a new costar on the set of Gossip Girl. Yes, the CW confirmed yesterday that Hilary Duff will be joining the cast of the already garbage popular Gossip Girl. She’s set to play a movie star named Olivia Burke who enrolls in NYU for that “traditional” college experience. She’ll be room mates with Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) and a love interest for Dan (Penn Badgley). While we know she’s signed to do multiple episodes there’s still no word on how many she will appear in. Hilary will make her first appearance on the show during the 4th episode scheduled to air on October 5th.

While Hilary has been quiet lately (and by lately I mean since Lizzie McGuire got cancelled) I’m sure she’ll do whatever she has to do to be able to stay in front of the camera. All I know is Hilary must be pissed when she looks back at things. She’s forced to do guest spots on cable shows since Lizzie McGuire’s 65th and final episode while Shia LaBeouf has become Michael Bay’s ass puppet a box office garuntee after Even Stevens’ 66th and final episode aired (both aired on Disney). Hilary this blunt’s for you…..and your career (what’s left of it)

Ok if you’ve been in a coma for a week let me sum up what has happened to celeb blogger Perez Hilton. It started with Perez sharing words with Black Eyed Peas member Will.I.Am,who was upset at the blogger for a post about meth face Fergie, which turned into Perez calling Will a “fucking fag” and getting assaulted. He claimed Will was the one who assaulted him but Will’s general manager Polo Molina turned himself in to authorities and Will has denied all accusations.

After that GLADD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) became upset with Perez for using the slur and wanted him to apologize. In an interview with TMZ he said, “I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent.” I’m guessing that means we won’t hear that apology any time soon.

If that wasn’t bad enough Monday night world class douche bag singer John Mayer had a few thoughts for Perez about the incident which he of course twittered. Mayer writes “From the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend.” I have a lot of questions I would like to ask creeper John but right now it’s just, what are you doing? Here’s a sample of his twittering:

Mayer: Perez Hilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.

Perez: That’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!

Mayer: I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a F**got Jitsu.”

Perez: Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.

Mayer ends his rant calling Perez a dumb shit. Wow when John Mayer is clowning you, you know you have some issues but we hope you push through(no pun intended) and Perez I’m taking a couple tokes for your self esteem you this evening.

We’ve seen 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, Spencer Pratt, beef with just about everyone from Asher Roth to Al Roker but now he’s taking a shot at former “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” teammate  Lou Diamond Phillips. During an interview with MTV News Spencer was quoted as saying, “I’ll throw something down, to be honest I think he’s a great person, but Lou Diamond Phillips, I’m sure nobody watching this even knows who you are. I’m sorry, wrong demographic. But you were in a movie 30 years ago that I liked, ‘Young Guns’.” Why would Spencer call out Lou, besides his need to always be in the spotlight well it’s simple Spencer didn’t like the fact that Lou didn’t offer up his bed to the couple while his wife Heidi was sick. To top it all off Spencer ended the interview with “I hope I don’t see you in the streets.”

We find Speidi fascinating but I don’t know how Spencer would fair against Lou Diamond Phillips if they ever meet in the streets but it would be a great show to watch none the less. For being the most ego driven famewhore outspoken person I’ve seen in a while, Spencer, this blunt’s for you.

Just when we thought 1 dumb blond slutty reality show was enough Daisy Of Love VH1 introduces us to another blond by the name of Megan. Yes, VH1 reality star Megan Hauserman (Rock Of Love,  I Love Money, Charm School) is getting her own reality show based on her search for a man with money. 6 men have already been announced but a total of 17 will participate. We love Megan and everything that she does in her desperate attempts for fame, so I’m pumped at this news. The challenges will consist of different variations of spending money. If the first 6 men announced reflect anything like the group as a whole she’s in serious trouble. The show is to premier Sunday August 2nd @ 9pm on VH1. No word on whether or not her retarded mentally challenged dog will make an appearance on the show.

Take a look at Donald, one of the 6 contestants announced for the show. I don’t know if it’s the herbal remedy i’ve been taking or just his overall girth,  but I don’t think he’s going to make it very far. So Donald, this toke’s for you and your Mike Huckabee like turkey neck, good luck.