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Figure skating champ Nicole Bobek arrested in a meth ring bust!
Hoes are apparently still fucking stupid taking meth in a big way….
Former U.S. figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine in Hudson County, New Jersey. Bobek who hasn’t won a title since 1995 was arrested in Jupiter, FL last week and brought to New Jersey to faces charges for conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. Nicole pleaded not guilty and is currently muff diving because no one will get her out waiting on $200,000 bail.
We don’t condone taking part in meth rings, because that shit is stupid and weed is better but there’s no doubt in my head that this crazy chick was hard up for cash when she decided to get involved. I just wish she would think about what she’s doing before she ends up looking like Stephanie Pratt. The prosecutor handling the case said Bobek, “played a significant role in this operation. She was actively involved in the upper echelon of this ring.” If found guilty, Nicole could get up to 10 years in the slammer and a much needed fuckin detox from her life of meth rings..you know maybe she thought that she had to go through a meth ring to return to the skating ring???? NAH, im not even going to give her that “i’m a dumb shit excuse”, cause she might use it.
I’ll also take this time to throw a warning to all the potential “Nicole Bobeks” that we have out there……when you’re hurting for dough don’t get involved in hardcore drug rings, smoke a lot of weed and collect unemployment suck that shit up and get a job at Mcdonalds.
California group sells Medical Marijuana online
Don’t re-adjust your eyes people, (it’s possible, ask Gary Busey) California is right before our eyes, transforming into more of an Amsterdam-like place, where marijuana can be bought online by everyone those in the state with medical marijuana prescriptions. Artists Collective, a non-profit medical marijuana delivery service is now advertising their amazing weed products to customers via twitter. They carry all of the things any conventional medical marijuana dispensary would have (edibles, cannabis, pre-rolled blunts and joints) and they fucking deliver. Someone please explain why I don’t live in California right now???…..If I could really not have to play telephone super tag to obtain some herbal refreshment life would be a bit simpler….think pre-”pilled out” Paula Abdul simple…yes like 90’s Clinton administration simple. Ok, back to the greatness that is delivery of weed directly to your front door. I almost forgot one of the best parts though…..there’s no delivery charge! The service, which can either be contacted by telephone or through their web site, does free deliveries, but still charges for the drugs. They even have an incentive program for members of the collective, offering free grams of marijuana and samples. Since President Obama vowed to eliminate DEA raids on medical marijuana distributors, I don’t see Artists Collective having a problem with their creative venture. Good luck and keep tokin fuckers.
Serial Killer on the loose in South Carolina
There’s a serial killer on the loose in South Carolina and he’s already killed 5 people within the past week. If that isn’t crazy enough, all of the killings have taken place within 10 miles of each other in Cherokee county, SC.
With only 54,000 people living in the area, many residents are doing what they should do taking arms themselves in the event that they cross paths with the “40 something” year old killer, who is said to be about 200lbs. Hs is also crazy as cat shit. First off murder is completely wrong and he looks like he wants to score some meth. Yes, I know I’m making abrupt conclusions from his sketch, but he did murder 5 people, so being a bum-ass junkie is the least of his problems now. I just hope that they find this sick fuck before he strikes again, but until then residents of Cherokee county…arm yourselves and enjoy a bit of special green stuff because we know you’re all on edge.
Knife Blades found in Energy Drinks…
This isn’t a joke and actually I’m not so suprised. The FDA is warning consumers not to buy two types of energy drinks that come packaged in test tube like vials, saying that utility knife blades were found in two vials.
Hardcore Energize Bullet Drink & New Whey liquid products are the culprits and both have been recalled. HMMM… Hardcore Energize Bullet Drink??? I’m not trying to say it was necessary that this happened, but with a fucking name like that maybe someone thought that a blade would add to the brands believability???….Finding a utility knife blade in my drink would be pretty damn hardcore and would certainly scare the shit out of me energize me, but whatever the case is, I don’t fuck with energy drinks anyhow. They make some people look like robots on crack and I deal with my fair share of crack addicted robots already, so I’m good.
No one has been injured by the armed energy drink (gimme one bad joke people) but the FDA is warning consumers to not purchase them….and I’m telling you to not fuck with energy drinks and have an all natural weed refreshment….maybe something of the herbal family because you probably won’t find a blade just hanging out in your stash.
Lawmakers rally together in an effort to end federal marijuana prosecutions
So i’ve heard of tihs for a bit now but yesterday I wasn’t feeling very well so I didn’t do much of anything (sorry gregg & loli, I know a call would’ve sufficed)
Lamkaers in MA, TX, NY, CA, and WI will re-introduce legislation to limit the federal governments authority to arrest and prosecute minor marijuana offenders.
In what has been titled an ” Act to Remove Federal Penalties for Personal Use of Marijuana by Responsible Adults,” the lawmakers seek to have the fucking crazy federal penalties for personal possession of up to 100 grams of cannabis as well as the penalties for the not-for-profit transfer of up to 1 ounce eliminated. This would then pass the prosecution duties directly to the states, giving them them option to also modify their laws.
With the passage of this initiative many avenues for possible legal alternatives to tax and regulate marijuana like any other commodity become open. Looks like real change is upon us. I can only wait to see what the future will bring, but right now i’m hungry, fuckin mnchies.
Lil Wayne makes song for Michael Phelps
With news of the double expectany of children very soon, it’s no doubt that the head of Young Money Ent. would be trying to divert attention from the two women who are currently carrying his unborn children. In the song titled “I’m a Go Getta,” Wayne raps, “you hide but you can’t, you high but you ain’t, I advise you to think, you’ll find what you can’t.” I’m a bit biased because Wayne is a weed aficionado, but Wayne continues to deliver on mixtapes, so much so that I wonder why we haven’t seen an official release date for his forthcoming album, “rebith” which has been shelved indefinitely .
Bruno graces GQ…
Sacha Baron Cohen’s infamous gay character “Bruno” has been everywhere recently, from appearing on the cover of GQ magazine to dressing in a Hansel and Gretel inspired outfit at the Paris premier of his new film, Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt. Im fuckin pumped for this movie because Borat was one of the funniest movies i’ve ever seen. Also because Cohen is usually a master at playing up stereotypes and being offensive while still allowing the audience to relate to his sentiment that, “its just a movie.” I will definitely be tokin away in a theatre on July 10th when it premiers, how about you???
Fox News claiming marijuana damages your DNA, yeah ok…
Fox news is on the rampage once again…
Spreading biased opinions and conservative propaganda is not their only specialty. It seems as though Fox news has mastered the art of boldface lying. In an article currently featured on their site, they claim that researchers at the University of Leicester in England have “convincing evidence” (how the fuck do you measure convincing evidence or produce it for that matter) that marijuana smoke damages DNA in ways that could potentially increase the risk of cancer. That’s funny because marijuana has never been directly related to any instances of cancer in any medical studies or records , because had that been true, your televisions would be flooded with ads very similar to those against tobacco. (which indeed does lead to cancer)
It’s apparent that Harry Anslinger has come back from the dead and is now doing stories for Fox News because this is nothing more than an extension of reefer madness and it’s ingorant stereotypical views.
The scientists claim that a “new method” has allowed them to discover that cannabis smoke damages DNA. Well let’s see….”convincing evidence” is nothing more than a nice way of saying “maybe” and since they don’t go into detail or even give a “lamens term” explanation about what the “new method” is that they used to come to these conclusions, i’m gonna go ahead and draw an intelligent conclusion…BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT…check out “the hidden truth” or Norml for the truth on marijuana
2 Girls put on wrong Continental Airlines Flight
Two unaccompanied girls were placed on wrong Continental Express flights over the weekend. An 8-year-old College Station girl incorrectly ended up in Fayetteville, Arkansas, and a 10-year-old Massachusetts girl was mistakenly sent to Newark, N.J., after boarding planes operated by ExpressJet, which is under contract with Continental.
Continental Airlines has released a statement simply stating that the mix-up was a “miscommunication among staff.” On Sunday, Jonathan Kamens said he put his daughter, Miriam, on a Cleveland-bound flight at Logan Airport in Boston to visit her grandparents. He told WBZ-TV that shortly after the plane landed in Ohio, his father-in-law called saying she had not arrived. Kamens said for 45 minutes no one could tell him where his daughter was. She was finally located unharmed in Newark and in the end all Continental has offered him for compensation is $75 bucks.
For fucking serious Continental??? 75 dollars wont even buy that same flight to cleveland. I would probably want 5 free round trip flights to anywhere and i’d probably use them all flying to the motherland, Amsterdam. Spend a day in Amnesia and then profess my love to a lady of the night in the red light district, but i don’t like doing the same things twice while on vacation so who knows…
Just a Couple of Sluts…Betty White on Chelsea Lately
Self proclaimed 87 year old slut Betty White made an appearance on her drunken daughter’s funny friend’s late night show on comedy central which we happen to be really big fans of…Chelsea and Chuy are fucking hirlarious together and she could no doubt hold her own on a a major network. Something tells me Betty and Chelsea might have had some of the good stuff before she came on…we know shes usually very open because shes senial, but she was exceptionally forthcoming in the interview. She and Chuy could easily grab the 15 viewers that Last Call with Carson Daly and Jimmy Kimmel’s show each share.