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While we’re on the subject of jeff conaway’s adopted daughter Lindsay, I thought I’d let you guys know that she is planning to start her own production company. She is reportedly teaming up with shitty business partner Kristi Kaylor, hopefully Kaylor will be different than the partner who was behind her stolen spray tan line, for which she is currently being sued. The pair are planning to create TV and movie projects that no one will watch in which Lohan can star in and do her best Tara Reid impression have already set the wheels in motion for two projects.
Lohan also plans to make the “female fashionista’s” answer to hit HBO series Entourage called Faux Real and a game show tentatively called That’s What Friends Are For, which will partner with charitable organizations. I don’t really mind what kind of fancy names you give these shows, but they can both be easily defined as… garbage. Can someone get Seacrest on the line please…Lindsay needs a second opportunity to star in Living Lohan because straight to DVD movies like Labor Pains just aren’t cutting it. Lindsay, I want you to do well, really, so when your movie is released i’m going to get sky high and force myself to watch you new flick and everyone else should do the same.
Reindeer are dying everywhere because the holy plant a huge amount of growing weed was recently in danger. According to the LA times the LAPD discovered an estimated $1 million in marijuana at a downtown commercial building that caught fire last week. Firefighters knocked down the structure fire that engulfed a one-story commercial building, but inside they found 1,000 pot plants as well as what appeared to be a plant-growing operation. Well no word has been given on what caused the fire, but I know it’s pretty safe to say that someone losta giant stash and it makes the world a less happy place. Don’t start pot fires folks.
P.S….the pic obviously isn’t of the fire, but it is a picture of an Asian ritual taking place near a bums’ dwelling at a storefront. You know we like asian fire crotches fires and that’s why we love Lindsay Lohan…follow me for a sec, If somehow Lindsay Lohan could be made asian by penetration: paging Geroge Takei she would be an asian firecrotch even more crazy special than she is now.
Alright so Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of the news for a number of dumb shit lesbian encounters with Samantha Ronson recently but US Weekly is reporting that the actress who’s been in such movies as “I Know Who Killed Me” had the audacity to turn down the part of Jade the stripper in the box office blockbuster “The Hangover”. Though all we see Lohan doing lately is participating in an on again off again lesbian relationship with Samantha, all we hear from her publicist is that she’s a workaholic and wants to be a huge actress. Well someone might want to tell her that her film choices, just like her relationships, blow. She believed the screenplay had no potential, $268 million worldwide later, she should probably never speak again. Here’s a passage from the US Weekly article;
Lindsay Lohan passed up a chance at a career comeback. The hard-partying starlet turned down a role in the summer blockbuster “The Hangover,” according to Us Weekly, because she said the screenplay “had no potential.” Todd Phillips, who directed the comedy, offered Lohan the role of Jade, a stripper played by Heather Graham. One source told the magazine Lohan’s agent “tried hard to get Phillips to consider her,” but “Lindsay said she didn’t like the script.” Lohan’s rep didn’t return e-mails.
Though we don’t particularly care about Heather Graham, we’re happy she had the sense to take the role and to her credit, acted rather well in the movie. Sorry Lindsay you missed the chance to actually be remembered as something other than an alcoholic lesbian party girl with an even bigger alcoholic party girl as a mother (mmmhmm we see you Dina). This blunt’s for you because when you hear how much the movie made it should make you nauseous and herb can help with that.
Also anyone who hasn’t seen “The Hangover” yet please go and see it, it’s definatley worth the price of a ticket but for a heightened comedy experience make sure you have some herbal refreshment as well.
Heres our favorite sober girl in her favorite state of undress….we wonder why Lindsay would be taking these pics of herself, but anywho we kinda wish her hair would move a bit or someone would’ve dangled a baggie of blow bible behind her so that she would turn her head revealing her nice tittays…we can’t always get what we want so we’ll probably just go smoke some special green stuff while pretending to be a pirate and be happy that she’s not munching walking on Samantha Ronsons carpet at the moment….we really like la loca lohan though, shes a fucking decent actress, we just think that crazy faced Dina jaded her at a young age
Why do you guys think Lindsay is taking this picture and give us a caption……..