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“Funny People” star Seth Rogen called Katherine Heigl a hypocrite for calling their movie “Knocked Up” sexist. In an interview Heigl did for the January 2008 issue of Vanity Fair she says she found Judd Apatow’s movie was a little sexist because it painted the women as shrews. During an interview with Howard Stern, Seth Rogen sarcastically had the following to say about Katherine Heigl’s new comedy “The Ugly Truth”, “That movie looks like it really puts women on a pedestal in a beautiful way”. Judd Apatow then added to Seth’s comment by saying, “I hear there’s a scene where she’s wearing underwear with a vibrator in it, so I’d have to see if that was uplifting for women.” The two men said they were surprised by Heigl’s comments because they didn’t have any issues during production. Apatow said she couldn’t have been cooler and Seth was confused because he states she improved half her scenes. Though Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow are still irritated by Heigl’s comments, Rogen said he doesn’t take them personally. “I’ve got to say it’s not like we’re the only people she said some batsh– crazy things about,” he said. “That’s kind of her bag now.” I think Katherine Heigl herself has been portraying women in an extremley sexist, irritating, bitchy, and fame hungry way for so long that she doesn’t understand what could be wrong about her remarks. Katherine smoke a blunt, and for once since getting a role on Grey’s Anatomy, stop talking shit about people you’ve worked with.

Looks like were getting more lies from the man with tiny eyes because in a recent interview the new drug-czar, Gil Kerlikowske he was quoted saying:

“Legalization is not in the president’s vocabulary, and it’s not in mine,” he said. … “Marijuana is dangerous and has no medicinal benefit.” The federal government is not going to pull back on its efforts to curtail marijuana farming operations, Gil Kerlikowske, director of the White House’s Office of National Drug Control Policy, said Wednesday in Fresno.

This is coming from the same man who held a very lax view on marijuana in his former position as police chief of Seattle. Gil also recently called for an end on the war on drugs.It seems to me as though he has a case of the “John flip-flop Kerry” and it really pisses me off. While I know that we are a considerable amount of time away from legalization, it should most certainly be in his brains that while in the Obama administration the issue should be discussed. It’s a pretty big croc of shit for him to pick and chose when he wants to have a progressive intelligent point of view and when he wants to sound like Paula Abdul on a good day. Normal has recently noted that it is stupid of him to make such a comment because they recently featured a study on their site that found the following information:

“Clearly, there is a growing acceptability of the therapeutic practice of medicinal cannabis use amongst organized medicine groups. … Estimates indicate that in 2008, approximately 7,000 American physicians have made such authorizations for a total of approximately 400,000 patients.”

I really hope that he can pull it together and fly straight because positions can be filled and we can find another czar that can stick to  one stance on marijuana, one being towards reform and progression, not lies and oppression….im starting to feel a bit like Al Sharpton so i’ll stop now cause that’s never a place u wanna take yourself to, but you get the point…legalize it bitches

We all seem to have that one grandmother who loves to go to the casino to play slots, but most of us haven’t been stuck in a car with no air conditioner just so grandma can feed her addictions. A 54 year old Florida woman was sentenced yesterday to 14 months house arrest and 3 years of probation for leaving her 2 year old granddaughter and 14 year old grandson in a car outside a Hallandale Beach casino back in August of 2008 so she can go inside and play the slots. Someone walked by the car and noticed the children just sitting there and told casino security who alerted the authorities. The prosecutor told the South Florida Sun Sentinel that the 54 year old woman had pleaded guilty to charges including felony child abuse and misdemeanor contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

When I was young my grandmother brought me to the casino and dumped me off in the kid area. I would spend countless hours playing video games and from what I remember I had a great time but I always knew if the kids area wasn’t there I might be locked in a car with no air conditioning with one window cracked just enough to breathe. So this story isn’t that crazy to me (or it could be the quality herb I’ve consumed). This blunt goes out to the grandmother sentenced in the hope that next time she gets that thought she’ll spark up and reconsider…well she does have 14 months of house arrest to think about it, but she’ll probably be busy gambling online.

According to author and veteran Washington journalist Ron Kessler’s new book the U.S. secrect service has cut corners in ways that may have jeopardized The President and his family. The agents assigned to Obama and Biden are described in the book as dedicated and valiant, but Kessler states firmly that in recent years the management of the agency “has betrayed it’s mission by cutting corners, potentially risking the assassination of President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, and their families. One current agent tells Kessler, “It’s a miracle we have not had a successful assassination.” Kessler states the cutting corners started during the Bush campaign when the secret service were assigned to the coked out free willed Bush twins. What I don’t understand is why the President is getting the bootleg security that couldn’t even keep up with a pair of Bushs’? This blunt is for both President Obama and Vice President Biden in the hopes that you tighten up your security. The book is titled, “In the President’s Secret Service: Behind the Scenes with Agents in the Line of Fire and the Presidents They Protect,” and is due out on Auguest 4th.

While David was making his rounds to network and cable news shows last week to promote his work with Feeding America he stopped over at Fox and Friends where he was asked his opinion about Judge Sonia Sotomayor. David replied by saying “I think Latina women are, I mean, it depends on the woman, but I think they are very, they have great judgment, but there are some that are just nuts. I’m just saying.” Let’s start by asking Fox and Friends why they feel David Arquette was a qualified person to discuss politics with? David swears he was trying to be funny and has issued an apology claiming he has “love” for Latina women.

“I would like to issue an apology for the comments I made on Fox and Friends. My intent was to be humorous and not offensive,” “I have nothing but love and respect for Latina women and women in general of all cultural backgrounds. What saddens me most is that it took away from the issue of Hunger in America for which I was on the show to begin with,” he continued. “I work in a pantry in Venice California with a Hispanic women named Delpia (who has been feeding people at St. Joseph’s Center for 29 years) and she is my personal hero. Having been raised in Los Angeles I have grown up with a deep and profound love for the Latino culture.”

I’m not going to lie, It’s a decent apology and as weird as it sounds I want to believe the story. This blunt’s for you David simply for the fact you’re doing another scream apology you gave. Also I don’t blame just David for this statement, Fox and Friends has this thing where they ask you random questions about nothing you’re trying to discuss simply to get an unorthodox answer. This blunt’s for you David but you have to share with you’re Latina friends.

One thing we can all be sure of is that somewhere in the world, Kristina Chen is humping someones leg thanking the musical gods for this vomit inducing joyus news. Brian Latrell (who??) revealed on his twitter that the forgotten boy band, The Backstreet Boys will  release their new single later this month titled, Soldier Down, also adding that their new CD will be released on October 6th of this year. Needless to say we’re not at all excited about their new garbage music, but we know people really like them??? So I’ll be taking some tokes for the BSB and for the musical taste of their fans.

hey doesn’t Nick Carter kinda look like a blonde Criss Angel on crack in this picture? he’s got that creepy look on his face and he’s standing with his hands crossed like he’s trying to make himself levitate or something..ermmmm weirdo….***let it be known he has lost a substantial amount of weight recently***…just sayin’

What do you think about their return to the music scene?