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There’s a serial killer on the loose in South Carolina and he’s already killed 5 people within the past week.  If that isn’t crazy enough, all of the killings have taken place within 10 miles of each other in Cherokee county, SC.

With only 54,000 people living in the area, many residents are doing what they should do taking arms themselves in the event that they cross paths with the “40 something” year old killer, who is said to be about 200lbs. Hs is also crazy as cat shit. First off murder is completely wrong and he looks like he wants to score some meth. Yes, I know I’m making abrupt conclusions from his sketch, but he did murder 5 people, so being a bum-ass junkie is the least of his problems now. I just hope that they find this sick fuck before he strikes again, but until then residents of Cherokee county…arm yourselves and enjoy a bit of special green stuff because we know you’re all on edge.

For those who don’t know who Dante Stallworth is here’s the rundown: Stallworth is a 28 year old NFL wide receiver currently playing for The Cleveland Browns. As if that couldn’t be bad enough, on March 14th 2009 in Florida while driving his black 2005 Bentley he accidentally killed a man while under the influence of alcohol. Stallworth plead guilty in court to a DUI manslaughter charge which carried a possible 15 year prison sentence. Due to a plea deal Stallworth was sentenced to 30 days in prison, which starts today, 8 years probation, 1000 hours of community service, a lifetime driver’s license suspension, and 2 years house arrest, with the exception of his duties to the NFL. Stallworth’s blood alcohol level on the night of the incident was .126 which is greatly higher then Florida’s limit of .08.

This is an unfortunate thing to happen but I can’t hate Dante Stallworth. Once the police arrived at the accident Stallworth cooperated fully and admitted everything. Many people questioned his sentence compared to fellow NFL player/ inmate Michael Vick’s sentence but we have to remember something, Dante Stallworth made a giant mistake but he was a honest about it. Michael Vick purposely abused and killed dogs all the while lying to the publics’ faces and playing innocent.  Stallworth stood up and accepted the consequences for his actions and for that this blunts for you Dante….drinking and driving really isn’t the smartest idea, when you have more than enough money to hire a driver but everyone makes their own choices and we don’t judge