My Daily Toke

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• Before you go see the movie Orphan, Kurt Loder wants to tell you how bad it’s gonna suck – MTVnews

• Microsoft sales plumment with no end in sight….take that shit vista… Reuters

• The Wino wont be going to jail for punching a fan – Yahoo

• States paying unemployment with borrowed money, some of it being delayed- NYTimes

• 4 dead and 50 missing in construction landslide in China – BBC

• Uh oh, Ben Roethlisberger may have pulled a Kobe, allegedly…. – AssociatedPress

• New Crackberry Storm 2 in action – Gizmodo

• Twilight fans now have chocolate figures to drool over, i’m pretty much over it – Perezhilton

• Male Circumcision improves sex for women…and I was thinking it was all me – WebMD

• Obama health plan very close, but still needs work….stop smoking cigs mr. president – Reuters

• Jews are everywhere, including Comic-Con, and me likey – JewishJournal

• 50 Cent still hasn’t been able to sell Mike Tyson’s old crack den former CT mansion – TMZ

• Jake Gyllenhal looks less like the Prince of Persia and more like a gay waiter at medieval times – Empire
  

• David Beckham booed at the LA Galaxy game and almost fights fans, Tom Cruise must have been there?? – ITNnews

• Continental Airlines cutting jobs and raising fees, WTF – Wallstreet Journal

• Coca-Cola’s 2nd quarter earnings reached 8.27 Billion – Reuters

• Dark Knight motorcycle suit replica for sale, it’s mine bitches – Likecool

• Beastie Boys frontman diagnosed with treatable cancer, tour canceled…smoke it up – Mashable

• Where the Wild Things Are skateboard decks….is it christmas yet?- Academy for the Gifted

• When is Jennifer Aniston not trying to make up for her husband getting stolen? – Cele|bitchy

• Fishy Phelps can smoke pot and get athlete of the year…. ESPN

• Didn’t MTV tell Kristin Cavallari to just be pretty and read story lines, guess not- Perezhilton

• Apple gives a big old FU to the Palm Pre – Information Week