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Megan Fox reportedly turned down the role as the upcoming Bond girl opposite Daniel Craig. So Megan would take a role as a dead cheerleader but wouldn’t take a role in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time. It seems like the perfect role for Megan playing a sexy temptress considering there’s no acting involved and that’s what she specializes in.

“Megan might be interested in a villainous role if it was a central part of the movie but she is not interested in being just your usual type of Bond girl,” reveals a source close to the actress. “She did consider an approach but she won’t be doing Bond while she’s so busy with other projects. She might consider it again in a few years time.”

While I don’t understand her choice in certain roles I give her credit to have the balls to talk shit about directer Michael Bay and turn down a role in such a big franchise. Megan this blunt’s for you and you’re albeit questionable but ballsy choices.

UPDATE: resident movie creep at E! Ben Lyons recently spoke to Megan at Comic-con and she was enevr offered the role of a bond girl…she said she would cetainly take such an iconic role, if offered.

Alright so Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of the news for a number of dumb shit lesbian encounters with Samantha Ronson recently but US Weekly is reporting that the actress who’s been in such movies as “I Know Who Killed Me” had the audacity to turn down the part of Jade the stripper in the box office blockbuster “The Hangover”. Though all we see Lohan doing lately is participating in an on again off again lesbian relationship with Samantha, all we hear from her publicist is that she’s a workaholic and wants to be a huge actress. Well someone might want to tell her that her film choices, just like her relationships, blow. She believed the screenplay had no potential, $268 million worldwide later, she should probably never speak again. Here’s a passage from the US Weekly article;

Lindsay Lohan passed up a chance at a career comeback. The hard-partying starlet turned down a role in the summer blockbuster “The Hangover,” according to Us Weekly, because she said the screenplay “had no potential.” Todd Phillips, who directed the comedy, offered Lohan the role of Jade, a stripper played by Heather Graham. One source told the magazine Lohan’s agent “tried hard to get Phillips to consider her,” but “Lindsay said she didn’t like the script.” Lohan’s rep didn’t return e-mails.

Though we don’t particularly care about Heather Graham, we’re happy she had the sense to take the role and to her credit, acted rather well in the movie. Sorry Lindsay you missed the chance to actually be remembered as something other than an alcoholic lesbian party girl with an even bigger alcoholic party girl as a mother (mmmhmm we see you Dina). This blunt’s for you because when you hear how much the movie made it should make you nauseous and herb can help with that.

Also anyone who hasn’t seen “The Hangover” yet please go and see it, it’s definatley worth the price of a ticket but for a heightened comedy experience make sure you have some herbal refreshment as well.

Yes they are here, new images from Tim Burton’s next film “Alice in Wonderland” starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, and the always funny Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. While I’m excited to see Anne Hathaway in another film I honestly thought Johnny Depp couldn’t get any more pedophile like strange looking than his character in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” but I was wrong. Now this film isn’t going to be released until March 5th 2010 and is stated to be almost like a sequel to the original story. While I will support this movie (only due to Anne Hathaway) I’m not sure how it will fair. On the other hand the tale of Alice in Wonderland is more then a bit trippy so over a few good tokes I’m sure I’ll be entertained.

Unfortunately this is true, Anna Faris and fiance b-list actor Chris Pratt (Parks & Recreation) were in Maui this weekend where they reportedly eloped. As you know Anna was married to tv producer Ben Indra for nearly 3 years when she filed for divorce on April 5th 2007 but the divorce wasn’t finalized until February 19th 2008. Chris Pratt whose never been married has to be thanking the lord that he caught Anna Faris. If you can’t comprehend how Pratt pulled this off you’re not alone but like a true magician he will never reveal his trick.

Pratt who until 08 where he landed a small roll in “Wanted” was bouncing from c-list to b-list roles, including a 9 episode role in the cancelled “O.C.”, has been picking it up as of late starring in “Bride Wars” and the fast growing hit show “Parks & Recreation” while Anna has been red hot in all sorts of comedies (House Bunny, Observe & Report) but both will be appearing in “Young Americans”. Anna also has 4 more projects in the works including the sequel to “Alvin & the Chipmunks” along side Christina Applegate & Amy Poehler (who stares with Pratt in “Parks & Recreation”) while Pratt only has 1 other movie project with “Jennifer’s Body” along side sexy herself Megan Fox & Adam Brody.

I don’t know how long this marriage will last with Anna bringing home the bacon but for the time being congrats Chris this blunt’s for you…….and Anna….. and “Parks & Recreation”

So I had been hearing rumblings about a Michael Moore film that was going to shed some serious light upon the horrible decline of our economy and those who were really responsible for it. From sub-prime mortgages, which turned out to be no more than a nicely packaged scam for those who shouldn’t have been able to purchase a flippin car let alone a fucking house to CDO’s and the demise of GM. From the teaser he’s sure to dissect what was really happening at the top of such criminal companies as AIG, Citibank, and the many others that have received bailouts. We’re pretty excited about this movie, and smokers definitely develop an innate ability to question all things before coming to a conclusion about something, or in more simple words become a skeptic, but for now we’re on board Mr. Moore….this movie will certainly be toke worthy and we’ll have to be on cloud nine so that we can take in all the truth that Moore is certain to flood our brains with

Will you go see Michael’s new film..???