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The boss, also known as Rick fuck a 50 Cent Ross, performed at Eros World Tapas Bar in Atlanta, GA this weekend and there was no shortage of herb on the scene. According to those in attendance, Ross and crew were on cloud nine from the moment they hit the door, rolling, lighting, sharing with me some more rolling and a hell of a lot of smoking. Thanks to HollywoodATL for the pics and thanks to Rick Ross and company for promoting the use of  the greatest herb in the world….WEED

Yesterday while I was watching the MJ memorial, I thought about death for a bit….well duh,  but I realized that you never know when you could loose someone and I don’t want Jeff Conaway’s last great piece of work to be the clip above from season 2 of the unemployed formerly famous druggies’ dream Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Yes in the clip above his timing is a bit off and he looks as though he’s auditioning to be Dracula’s understudy, but his commitment to portraying the look of a 1000 year old vampire in a bikers jacket is astounding. The good shit in the video starts at about 2mins in and he proclaims to Dr.Drew that he is “a fighter.” He also mumbles through noting that he’s going to do better than he did in season 1. In case you didn’t watch the show whose season aired last year, he didn’t do much better, but when you DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS in season 1, you’re only way is basically up.

So I hope that some casting director comes across this and does our good friend Vampire Jeff Conaway a solid by casting him in something that doesn’t involve him and addiction, but until then I’m gonna go have some tokes for Mr. Conaway. (who values his personal space….”GET UR FUCKIN HANDS OFF ME”)

Unfortunately this is true, The Office’s sexy receptionist Jenna Fischer is officially engaged to boyfriend, writer Lee Kirk reports People magazine. Lee proposed to Fischer on June 30th while vacationing in Europe. The couple has been dating since January 2008 and this will be Jenna’s second marriage (she got divorced from directer James Gunn in 2007). So what, she likes to move quickly in the love department but we don’t hold that against her.

The only question left to ask is what marriage will last longer, Jenna’s real life marriage to Kirk or her Office character Pam’s marriage to Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), but only time will tell. Congratulations Jenna, we wish you the best and this blunt is definatley for you and all your sexy.

We’re not gonna make definite decisions on what we think the figure that passes through the doorway is, but something is definitely there and we know that had Larry King seen it he would’ve died! Just kidding…everyone knows that vampires Larry King can’t die.

Since im a huge Michael Jackson fan, I’ve seen the video maybe 60 times…yes fuckers, I’m  a paranormal specialist very busy doing things, but Michael is important, and if he’s really trying to reach us already then I’m gonna be on this shit before Nancy Grace’s fat cheeks inquisitive face makes a comment on the video. At around the 0:20 mark of the video you can clearly notice a shadowy figure walk east to west across a hallway. At first I thought well maybe its someone in another part of the house or a shadow from outside, but after about replay number 15 I noticed that the shadow is also on the floor on the home and moves perfectly with the possible apparition.

FYI- If you watch the video after enjoying some “herbal refreshment,” be prepared for an influx of conspiracy theories about the video to rapidly enter your brain….jam on!

What do you guys think the figure in the video is???

OH HELL TO THE NO!!!…. I feel like Whitney after Bobby has asked to go get crack rocks milk at 3 AM because I really can’t believe one of my favorite creative minds right now, Lady Gaga. Her sharpie drawn in eyebrows are painful to look at.  It’s somewhat of a travesty because Lady Gaga was quickly becoming a fashion icon. It could simply be a fluke though, but just so that it doesn’t happen again, YOUR EYEBROWS ARE AN INTEGRAL PART OF YOUR FACE and should not be drawn on as though you are Shauna Sands!

I purposely chose a full shot to spare your eyes from a zoomed in glimpse of cholita heaven, but when if it happens again we’ll use a close-up. I just smoked so hopefully it doesnt happen too soon because the vomit that I supressed earlier might escape my body.

Image via Wenn

So I was randomly browsing youtube and came across a video thats fairly old, but never ceases to amuse me. Just in case you’ve ever witnessed Willard Scott in action he is an amazing senial old man with a loose cannon public speaker and is best known currently for announcing the smuckers birthdays on the Today Show. In this video that appeared on on the soup not too long ago Willard is explaining some useless fact little known tidbit about Japanese culture when he asks one of the little girls if she watches the today show and she doesn’t have a television. No i’m not fucking kidding, bitch ain’t got a tv……sorry had to get that out. As a person who worships the magic box embraces television for what it is, I can’t understand how this little asian girl hasn’t sold a kidney or something to get one. seriously though, she should be happy she’s not privy to some of the fuckery that is on tv right now cough denise richards: its complicated cough. Check out this video with some herbal refreshment for the real humor in Willard’s social fau paux.

For quite some time now Eonline.com has been taking a pole letting viewers decide a fate for the infamous Speidi. The survey asked one simple question, do you want speidi to be banned from the website. Well the votes are in and I can already hear Spencer asking for a recount. Surprisingly 94 percent of the people who voted, voted against hearing anything “Speidi” for now on. Hold on anyone who may be clapping there are a few exceptions to this rule (If Heidi gets pregnant, If either of them get hurt, or Heidi’s album goes #1). So basically E is banning Spencer and his famewhore antics which I’m not to thrilled about. Though his behavior may be expected and repetitive it’s still extremely entertaining to hear and read about. While I’m not sure how long the ban will last (E! usually reports on their every move) I can just imagine what Spencer will have to say about it. Sorry Speidi apparently the people who go to eonline.com don’t like you very much but like the Al Rokers before them, I’m sure you can care less.

Yes they are here, new images from Tim Burton’s next film “Alice in Wonderland” starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, and the always funny Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. While I’m excited to see Anne Hathaway in another film I honestly thought Johnny Depp couldn’t get any more pedophile like strange looking than his character in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” but I was wrong. Now this film isn’t going to be released until March 5th 2010 and is stated to be almost like a sequel to the original story. While I will support this movie (only due to Anne Hathaway) I’m not sure how it will fair. On the other hand the tale of Alice in Wonderland is more then a bit trippy so over a few good tokes I’m sure I’ll be entertained.

Unfortunately this is true, Anna Faris and fiance b-list actor Chris Pratt (Parks & Recreation) were in Maui this weekend where they reportedly eloped. As you know Anna was married to tv producer Ben Indra for nearly 3 years when she filed for divorce on April 5th 2007 but the divorce wasn’t finalized until February 19th 2008. Chris Pratt whose never been married has to be thanking the lord that he caught Anna Faris. If you can’t comprehend how Pratt pulled this off you’re not alone but like a true magician he will never reveal his trick.

Pratt who until 08 where he landed a small roll in “Wanted” was bouncing from c-list to b-list roles, including a 9 episode role in the cancelled “O.C.”, has been picking it up as of late starring in “Bride Wars” and the fast growing hit show “Parks & Recreation” while Anna has been red hot in all sorts of comedies (House Bunny, Observe & Report) but both will be appearing in “Young Americans”. Anna also has 4 more projects in the works including the sequel to “Alvin & the Chipmunks” along side Christina Applegate & Amy Poehler (who stares with Pratt in “Parks & Recreation”) while Pratt only has 1 other movie project with “Jennifer’s Body” along side sexy herself Megan Fox & Adam Brody.

I don’t know how long this marriage will last with Anna bringing home the bacon but for the time being congrats Chris this blunt’s for you…….and Anna….. and “Parks & Recreation”

The new season of Scrubs will be taking a different path then the other seasons did. The upcoming season will take Dr. Cox & Dr. Turk from the hospital to the classroom and become med school professors. The hospital isn’t going anywhere though it’s just not the main setting anymore. “Scrubs” veterans including Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes, & Ken Jenkins have all agreed to make guest appearances but will not be show regulars anymore. Also the nameless janitor played by Neil Flynn will not be returning to the show. While I’m happy that botox lipped Zach Braff isn’t going to be a regular on the show,  I don’t believe the new season will last very long due to the premise. According to “Scrubs” creator Bill Lawrence they will be adding a “fairly famous” person to the show but no word on who it will be. Lawrence explained the change by saying,”If the show is just Scrubs again in the hospital with a different persons voice over it would be a disaster and people would be mad.”

While the premise and evolution of the show may be corny we support Donald Faison and wish the best for the series. There may be hope for the show if they can bring in a big name but if not Donald this blunt’s for you and your soon to be unemployed self.