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So i’ve heard of tihs for a bit now but yesterday I wasn’t feeling very well so I didn’t do much of anything (sorry gregg & loli, I know a call would’ve sufficed)

Lamkaers in MA, TX, NY, CA, and WI will re-introduce legislation to limit the federal governments authority to arrest and prosecute minor marijuana offenders.

In what has been titled an ” Act to Remove Federal Penalties for Personal Use of Marijuana by Responsible Adults,” the lawmakers seek to have the fucking crazy federal penalties for personal possession of up to 100 grams of cannabis as well as the penalties for the not-for-profit transfer of up to 1 ounce eliminated. This would then pass the prosecution duties directly to the states, giving them them option to also modify their laws.

With the passage of this initiative many avenues for possible legal alternatives to tax and regulate marijuana like any other commodity become open. Looks like real change is upon us. I can only wait to see what the future will bring, but right now i’m hungry, fuckin mnchies.

We’ve seen 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, Spencer Pratt, beef with just about everyone from Asher Roth to Al Roker but now he’s taking a shot at former “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” teammate  Lou Diamond Phillips. During an interview with MTV News Spencer was quoted as saying, “I’ll throw something down, to be honest I think he’s a great person, but Lou Diamond Phillips, I’m sure nobody watching this even knows who you are. I’m sorry, wrong demographic. But you were in a movie 30 years ago that I liked, ‘Young Guns’.” Why would Spencer call out Lou, besides his need to always be in the spotlight well it’s simple Spencer didn’t like the fact that Lou didn’t offer up his bed to the couple while his wife Heidi was sick. To top it all off Spencer ended the interview with “I hope I don’t see you in the streets.”

We find Speidi fascinating but I don’t know how Spencer would fair against Lou Diamond Phillips if they ever meet in the streets but it would be a great show to watch none the less. For being the most ego driven famewhore outspoken person I’ve seen in a while, Spencer, this blunt’s for you.

Ok, so the last time we left Eva Mendes she was doing her best Lindsay Lohan impression and checking herself into rehab. Now Eva is back in the spotlight posing (sometimes topless) for a new Calvin Klein ad campaign. Eva looks all sorts of sexy in the pics that it doesn’t matter to me if she’s sober or not. Now not everyone whose seen the pics are pleased, some people claim the campaign is too sexy and crosses the “line”. These people are in desperate need of some herbal influence so they can possibly lighten up and leave poor Eva and everybody else forced to listen alone.

We’re happy for Eva and hopefully we’ll see her more in the future. For your sobriety’s sake we won’t offer a toke in your name (well maybe just 1, or 100…remember cannabis isn’t bad for your health).

With a new show, British tv personality Alexa Chung is certainly heating up Americas TV screens since premiering in her perfectly slotted because nothing comes on tv thats worth watching during the noon hour television show, “It’s on, with Alexa Chung.” The show is a sligtly quirky and much less entertaining but it’s something i’d compare to a mild daytime version of late night with Jimmy Fallon. Alexa is a fresh addition to MTV’s fledging lineup and she looks like she definitely enjoys the green stuff by the way she torments her guests by making them do very fucking strange unique tasks, such as requiring Jack Black and Michael Cera to pose as though they were their own Maddame Tussauds wax figures. As of now we’re kind of digging Alexa’s easy going style and we’ll be checking out her show as long as she doesn’t ever have fucking soulja boy on as a guest again keeps it fun.

photo via wireimage

Just when we thought 1 dumb blond slutty reality show was enough Daisy Of Love VH1 introduces us to another blond by the name of Megan. Yes, VH1 reality star Megan Hauserman (Rock Of Love,  I Love Money, Charm School) is getting her own reality show based on her search for a man with money. 6 men have already been announced but a total of 17 will participate. We love Megan and everything that she does in her desperate attempts for fame, so I’m pumped at this news. The challenges will consist of different variations of spending money. If the first 6 men announced reflect anything like the group as a whole she’s in serious trouble. The show is to premier Sunday August 2nd @ 9pm on VH1. No word on whether or not her retarded mentally challenged dog will make an appearance on the show.

Take a look at Donald, one of the 6 contestants announced for the show. I don’t know if it’s the herbal remedy i’ve been taking or just his overall girth,  but I don’t think he’s going to make it very far. So Donald, this toke’s for you and your Mike Huckabee like turkey neck, good luck.

No fuckers, this isnt part of Amy Winehouse’s new spread for “The St. Lucian Lush Monthly”…This creepy photo comes from brilliant photographer Ruven Afanador of Columbia. We’re not too sure whats on the subjects face, but we think it really could be Amy…possibly a bit of old vomit has morphed into a creature on her neck..nah thats crazy…anywho we like Ruvens’ use of objects in unusual ways…zombie chick in a wedding dress on a bike…classic

So I had been hearing rumblings about a Michael Moore film that was going to shed some serious light upon the horrible decline of our economy and those who were really responsible for it. From sub-prime mortgages, which turned out to be no more than a nicely packaged scam for those who shouldn’t have been able to purchase a flippin car let alone a fucking house to CDO’s and the demise of GM. From the teaser he’s sure to dissect what was really happening at the top of such criminal companies as AIG, Citibank, and the many others that have received bailouts. We’re pretty excited about this movie, and smokers definitely develop an innate ability to question all things before coming to a conclusion about something, or in more simple words become a skeptic, but for now we’re on board Mr. Moore….this movie will certainly be toke worthy and we’ll have to be on cloud nine so that we can take in all the truth that Moore is certain to flood our brains with

Will you go see Michael’s new film..???