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It seems as though another casualty of an evil and unjust drug war has been taken. Joseph “Jojo” Simmons Jr., 19, plead guilty to a single charge of disorderly conduct stemming from a marijuana related arrest in May. According to police, Simmons was caught being stupid by officers rolling a marijuana joint on May 8 while sitting inside his BMW on New York’s Upper West Side. Police said he attempted to flee in the car, nearly backing into an NYPD cruiser in the process, which led to charges of resisting arrest as well as drug possession, reckless endangerment and criminal use of drug paraphernalia, which were all subsequently dropped. Jojo has been sentenced to one day of community service through is plea deal with prosecutors.

This is pretty shitty news because I am fully against the current marijuana laws that our country has, not only because they are based on racism, but because they are nearly useless. The fact that Jojo could have found a better spot to roll a joint than the always busy upper west side is a given and he should have known that. I’m all for responsible consumption by adults but his actions weren’t too responsible, so if you really must break the law, which i don’t advocate, do it in the least risky way possible and Jojo, get a darker tint on your beemer please because if I have to see your skeleton like uncle Russell lecturing you frequently, I might become ill.

Yesterday ex girl next door Kendra Wilkinson got married to NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett at the Playboy mansion. Over 500 guests came to the wedding including Kendra’s former roommates Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt who were Kendra’s bridesmaids. Reports stated that Hugh Hefner was going to walk Kendra down the isle but he didn’t, instead Kendra’s brother did the honor. Hugh was in attendance shedding a few tears and congratulating the newlyweds. Hopefully we’ll be able to see a glimpse of the wedding on her new E reality show.

Kendra not only walked down the isle in a beautiful white wedding dress but she also wore $100,000 worth of jewlery including drop earrings, a pendant, and a bracelet all by Michael Barin. Hank Baskett and his groomsmen also wore white while Kendra’s bridesmaids wore lavender. The newlyweds are expecting their first child on Christmas day. Congratulations Kendra and Hank we wish you the best mostly for your child’s sake.

Ok in May when the rumors surfaced I didn’t actually believe Jessica Simpson would do a VH1 reality show because everyone knows VH1 is where you go when you’re career is dead looking for money. I was wrong, Jessica Simpson has signed on to what VH1 is calling a “docu-series” titled “The Price of Beauty”. The concept of the show is basic, cameras will follow Jessica and her friends as they travel the world to show the lengths women go to for beauty all awhile investigating and participating in their dietary fads, beauty regimens, and apparel. So basically they pay for her to travel, shop, and get in shape. As you know Jessica has experience in the reality show department with her former husband Nick Lachey on MTV but how will she fair jumping to VH1?

“When I was approached for a show about true beauty, I was immediately intrigued,” Jessica said in a statement. “I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey.”

What she fails to learn is that her father/manager has done a shit job with her career thus far. I say that because Joe Simpson is signed on to executive produce the new reality show. I don’t know who’s to blame for her garbage cd for her being on a VH1 reality show but I know that if the show isn’t a hit (which it probably will be) she’s one bad single away from a new season of “The Surreal Life”. Jessica this tokes for you, you’re going to need it.

We’ve seen 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, Spencer Pratt, beef with just about everyone from Asher Roth to Al Roker but now he’s taking a shot at former “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” teammate  Lou Diamond Phillips. During an interview with MTV News Spencer was quoted as saying, “I’ll throw something down, to be honest I think he’s a great person, but Lou Diamond Phillips, I’m sure nobody watching this even knows who you are. I’m sorry, wrong demographic. But you were in a movie 30 years ago that I liked, ‘Young Guns’.” Why would Spencer call out Lou, besides his need to always be in the spotlight well it’s simple Spencer didn’t like the fact that Lou didn’t offer up his bed to the couple while his wife Heidi was sick. To top it all off Spencer ended the interview with “I hope I don’t see you in the streets.”

We find Speidi fascinating but I don’t know how Spencer would fair against Lou Diamond Phillips if they ever meet in the streets but it would be a great show to watch none the less. For being the most ego driven famewhore outspoken person I’ve seen in a while, Spencer, this blunt’s for you.

Just when we thought 1 dumb blond slutty reality show was enough Daisy Of Love VH1 introduces us to another blond by the name of Megan. Yes, VH1 reality star Megan Hauserman (Rock Of Love,  I Love Money, Charm School) is getting her own reality show based on her search for a man with money. 6 men have already been announced but a total of 17 will participate. We love Megan and everything that she does in her desperate attempts for fame, so I’m pumped at this news. The challenges will consist of different variations of spending money. If the first 6 men announced reflect anything like the group as a whole she’s in serious trouble. The show is to premier Sunday August 2nd @ 9pm on VH1. No word on whether or not her retarded mentally challenged dog will make an appearance on the show.

Take a look at Donald, one of the 6 contestants announced for the show. I don’t know if it’s the herbal remedy i’ve been taking or just his overall girth,  but I don’t think he’s going to make it very far. So Donald, this toke’s for you and your Mike Huckabee like turkey neck, good luck.