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Jojo Simmons takes plea deal in marijuana case

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:07:02 +0000

It seems as though another casualty of an evil and unjust drug war has been taken. Joseph “Jojo” Simmons Jr., 19, plead guilty to a single charge of disorderly conduct stemming from a marijuana related arrest in May. According to police, Simmons was caught being stupid by officers rolling a marijuana joint on May 8 while sitting inside his BMW on New York’s Upper West Side. Police said he attempted to flee in the car, nearly backing into an NYPD cruiser in the process, which led to charges of resisting arrest as well as drug possession, reckless endangerment and criminal use of drug paraphernalia, which were all subsequently dropped. Jojo has been sentenced to one day of community service through is plea deal with prosecutors.

This is pretty shitty news because I am fully against the current marijuana laws that our country has, not only because they are based on racism, but because they are nearly useless. The fact that Jojo could have found a better spot to roll a joint than the always busy upper west side is a given and he should have known that. I’m all for responsible consumption by adults but his actions weren’t too responsible, so if you really must break the law, which i don’t advocate, do it in the least risky way possible and Jojo, get a darker tint on your beemer please because if I have to see your skeleton like uncle Russell lecturing you frequently, I might become ill.

Spencer Pratt has strong words For Lou

toker — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:48:56 +0000

We’ve seen 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, Spencer Pratt, beef with just about everyone from Asher Roth to Al Roker but now he’s taking a shot at former “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” teammate Lou Diamond Phillips. During an interview with MTV News Spencer was quoted as saying, “I’ll throw something down, to be honest I think he’s a great person, but Lou Diamond Phillips, I’m sure nobody watching this even knows who you are. I’m sorry, wrong demographic. But you were in a movie 30 years ago that I liked, ‘Young Guns’.” Why would Spencer call out Lou, besides his need to always be in the spotlight well it’s simple Spencer didn’t like the fact that Lou didn’t offer up his bed to the couple while his wife Heidi was sick. To top it all off Spencer ended the interview with “I hope I don’t see you in the streets.”

We find Speidi fascinating but I don’t know how Spencer would fair against Lou Diamond Phillips if they ever meet in the streets but it would be a great show to watch none the less. For being the most ego driven famewhore outspoken person I’ve seen in a while, Spencer, this blunt’s for you.

Megan Wants A Millionaire

toker — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:28:49 +0000

Just when we thought 1 dumb blond slutty reality show was enough Daisy Of Love VH1 introduces us to another blond by the name of Megan. Yes, VH1 reality star Megan Hauserman (Rock Of Love, I Love Money, Charm School) is getting her own reality show based on her search for a man with money. 6 men have already been announced but a total of 17 will participate. We love Megan and everything that she does in her desperate attempts for fame, so I’m pumped at this news. The challenges will consist of different variations of spending money. If the first 6 men announced reflect anything like the group as a whole she’s in serious trouble. The show is to premier Sunday August 2nd @ 9pm on VH1. No word on whether or not her retarded mentally challenged dog will make an appearance on the show.

Take a look at Donald, one of the 6 contestants announced for the show. I don’t know if it’s the herbal remedy i’ve been taking or just his overall girth, but I don’t think he’s going to make it very far. So Donald, this toke’s for you and your Mike Huckabee like turkey neck, good luck.