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Leighton Meester gives people foot jobs…..WTF???

You know, it’s been a while since the sex tape gods had blessed us with a gift from above. There were Rhianna’s nude pics and then Cassie (both obviously NSFW) ,  but people probably don’t even remember Cassie sharing her vajayjay and nips with the world cause she’s lame, haha

When I head rumblings via TMZ that Leighton was soon going to be the the next star of  ”the greatest personal gift that celebrities can give the world”, AKA her own fucking sex tape, i thought nah, not the gossip girl one that was born in prison…prison babies know better than that, j/k, that wasnt her fault..but my grandmda watches TMZ with a sweet tea like its her fucking job, and she believes everything they say, so I probably should’ve jumped on the bandwagon a while ago. the tape was apparently made a couple years ago with an ex-boyfriend

But for serious Leighton, FOOT JOBS…are we in middle school???  just kidding foot jobs are for adults and 23 yrear old  future sex tape stars named Leighton. Nobody i know gives foot jobs and if they did….they for damn sure wouldnt be videotaping it…it’s ok Leighthon, give Barbara Walters the exclusive first interview and you’ll be just fine, but until then stop giving people foot jobs please, unless its me…..link to the creepy pics below, but if you just want to see the soon to be famous feet, check the pic at the top for a teaser

Leighton’s sexy foot job pics mmmm….hahah, last joke really

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