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Comic-con is not only a nerds paradise, it was held in California, where medical marijuana is legal, so there were bound to be throves of cannabis supporters as well as probably a hell of a lot of the special green on site. One of those supporters was for me an obvious fellow toker, writer and director Kevin Smith.While he looks 8 monts pregnant, he’s still a creative genius in our minds, making such greats like Clerks and Clerks 2 which is my favorite because they discuss one of my specialties…ass-to- mouth…Ok totally  fucking kidding, I won’t even eat an m&m off the ground, let alone put my mouth on something that looks like Renee Zelwegger’s desperate pouty smile. Ass-to-mouth is something for professionals folks, leave it to them but its ok to think about ass-to-mouth, just have some tokes before you seriously consider it.  Well here’s Kevin talking about his love for fatty cuisine the greatest herb ever.

Here’s pineapple express star and weight watchers alum fellow stoner Seth Rogen speaking about his new film The Green Hornet at Comic -Con in geekland. I am all for this movie because i’m a huge Seth Rogen fan and Cameron Diaz can be attractive at times, very scattered, almost not really there times, but nonetheless sometimes attractive….and then I found out that box office poison was attached to the film. None other than the real life Jack Sparrow,Nicolas “creepo” Cage is going to be in the movie. It’s like everytime I like something here comes Nicolas Cage to ruin it. You know, I was into looking like a scraggly NYC street performer/meth addict and then there goes Nic Cage stealing my shine. I’ve come to terms with the fact that he is an increbile actor…with work like Con-air behind his belt i realize that I cannot compete and we are all not worthy…umm yeah right, Nicolas Cage looks like he smells like turkey meat

Though it hasn’t been 100% confirmed, according to mikecann, World Champion MMA fighter Toby Grear will likely be a guest speker at the 20th annual Boston Freedom Rally in MA. The Boston Freedom Rally is an annual event in Boston, Massachusetts. Held on the third Saturday in September, it is traditionally the second largest annual gathering demanding marijuana law reform in the United States, after the Seattle Hempfest. It is organized by the Massachusetts Cannabis Reform Coalition (MASS CANN), the Massachusetts state affiliate of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws also known as MASS CANN/NORML.

Grear, who is currently smoking some trees on suspension from fighting for marijuana use, embraces and isn’t afraid to say that he enjoys cannabis and that’s why we think he is one of the perfect people for the job. He is a well educated public figure and it’s voices like his that we need because just last year in the state where the rally is to be held, cannabis supporters managed to get a question for decriminalization onto the Nov. ballot and it passed!!!! fucking yes marijuana posession has been decriminalized in Mass, but just like Grear, we know that is not enough. Legalization and ending prosecution are the only answers….so just like Toby, get ready for a fight, a fight of perseverance because progress is being made in marijuana law reform everyday. By you, by me, by us….tokes tokes and more fucking tokes, and now for some coughing

Hermit-like funnyman Dave Chappelle gave an impromptu performace in Portland, Oregon’s pioneer square in the early hours of yesterday morning. While thousands of people showed up to see Dave’s secret performance he was not prepared for the turnout. Chappelle had only planned for a very small amount of people to show up and had only bought a sound system that would allow his voice to be heard for the first few rows of the thousands of people that packed the square. Chappelle though, who refused to disappoint did stay for two hours and entertained the huge crowd to the best of his ability given the sound system. Chappelle also apologized for his lack of audio, citing the fact that he didn’t think he was still famous….well let’s see….he did have probably the biggest show on comedy central behind south park and a $50 million contract  and then you just kind of disappeard, so fuck yes you’re still famous. In the video clip above, you can notice Dave mention that he smells “reffer” and then someone in the crowd offers him some and he politely declined, quoting an old Nancy Reagan after school special and simply saying no….I’d like to believe that had cameras not been plastered on him 24/7 he would’ve certainly accepted the herbal refreshment being offered, after all he is the creator of one of the greatest stoner movies ever, Half Baked….tokes for Chappelle and maybe a show in the tri-state area sometime soon???

We all no good old herb smoking bongo playing in the nude Matthew McConaughey just had his first child June 23rd 2008 and was enjoying his first ever fathers day this past weekend. While he was spending the day with his wife Camila Alves and 1st child Levi the herb enthusiast got some more news, yes Matthew McConaughey confirming on his website today that they are expecting their second child below is the passage.

“Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows and we thank you all for the well wishes you send our way. Viva la evolucion, naturally, and in the mean times and all time, just keep livin.”

Well while we never expected Matthew to enjoy fatherhood we are happy for him and his family.

Ok so over the last couple of years we have been lied to blessed with these anti-weed “Above the Influence” commercials where they usually state how if you smoke pot you will do stupid, reckless, and deadly things. When I watch a commercial I usually just smirk and change the channel but this latest commercial I saw made me fall on the floor with laughter. The commercial ablove titled “Shoulders” explains that if you smoke weed you’re close to the devil, stupid, a hillbilly, and will make your parents cry. They also say smoking weed will ruin your future, not get you into a good school, and you won’t have any friends. Oh I forgot Michael Phelps,Seth Rogen, Lil Wayne, Barack Obama, Barbra Streisand, & Willie Nelson never smoked weed…… wait they did and “inhaled” and turned out to be great leaders in their respective fields one being our nation’s leader. Herb enthusiasts have been used to this kind of propaganda for years but this one combines a little from every other commercial before it. What the creators of this commercial don’t know is that people now are smarter than the people of the past and we have access to the internet where we can seek and find the truth. Thanks for the humor Above the Influence members but we’re onto your agenda. Have a toke and learn something useful.

Unfortunately this is true, Anna Faris and fiance b-list actor Chris Pratt (Parks & Recreation) were in Maui this weekend where they reportedly eloped. As you know Anna was married to tv producer Ben Indra for nearly 3 years when she filed for divorce on April 5th 2007 but the divorce wasn’t finalized until February 19th 2008. Chris Pratt whose never been married has to be thanking the lord that he caught Anna Faris. If you can’t comprehend how Pratt pulled this off you’re not alone but like a true magician he will never reveal his trick.

Pratt who until 08 where he landed a small roll in “Wanted” was bouncing from c-list to b-list roles, including a 9 episode role in the cancelled “O.C.”, has been picking it up as of late starring in “Bride Wars” and the fast growing hit show “Parks & Recreation” while Anna has been red hot in all sorts of comedies (House Bunny, Observe & Report) but both will be appearing in “Young Americans”. Anna also has 4 more projects in the works including the sequel to “Alvin & the Chipmunks” along side Christina Applegate & Amy Poehler (who stares with Pratt in “Parks & Recreation”) while Pratt only has 1 other movie project with “Jennifer’s Body” along side sexy herself Megan Fox & Adam Brody.

I don’t know how long this marriage will last with Anna bringing home the bacon but for the time being congrats Chris this blunt’s for you…….and Anna….. and “Parks & Recreation”