My Daily Toke

Archive for the ‘Spencer Pratt’ Category

This year we caught a glimpse of what to expect as a singer from Heidi Montag, 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, on “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” but now we will be tortured blessed with a full performance from Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant next month. As crazy as Spencer may be he does have a way of getting himself and his wife in the spotlight at any given moment. Heidi will be performing on August 23rd and we’re extremly curious about how she’s going to sound but if the title of the song she’ll perform, “Turn Ya Head”, sounds as bad as I believe it will then she’s going to be in trouble (think Ashlee Simpson ala SNL). While it’s uncertain if Spencer will be there we can’t see him not showing up to support his cash cow Heidi. Some advice for Spencer and anyone else watching August 23rd, before her performance starts spark up some good quality herb and if that doesn’t help just press mute.

For quite some time now Eonline.com has been taking a pole letting viewers decide a fate for the infamous Speidi. The survey asked one simple question, do you want speidi to be banned from the website. Well the votes are in and I can already hear Spencer asking for a recount. Surprisingly 94 percent of the people who voted, voted against hearing anything “Speidi” for now on. Hold on anyone who may be clapping there are a few exceptions to this rule (If Heidi gets pregnant, If either of them get hurt, or Heidi’s album goes #1). So basically E is banning Spencer and his famewhore antics which I’m not to thrilled about. Though his behavior may be expected and repetitive it’s still extremely entertaining to hear and read about. While I’m not sure how long the ban will last (E! usually reports on their every move) I can just imagine what Spencer will have to say about it. Sorry Speidi apparently the people who go to eonline.com don’t like you very much but like the Al Rokers before them, I’m sure you can care less.

We’ve seen 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, Spencer Pratt, beef with just about everyone from Asher Roth to Al Roker but now he’s taking a shot at former “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” teammate  Lou Diamond Phillips. During an interview with MTV News Spencer was quoted as saying, “I’ll throw something down, to be honest I think he’s a great person, but Lou Diamond Phillips, I’m sure nobody watching this even knows who you are. I’m sorry, wrong demographic. But you were in a movie 30 years ago that I liked, ‘Young Guns’.” Why would Spencer call out Lou, besides his need to always be in the spotlight well it’s simple Spencer didn’t like the fact that Lou didn’t offer up his bed to the couple while his wife Heidi was sick. To top it all off Spencer ended the interview with “I hope I don’t see you in the streets.”

We find Speidi fascinating but I don’t know how Spencer would fair against Lou Diamond Phillips if they ever meet in the streets but it would be a great show to watch none the less. For being the most ego driven famewhore outspoken person I’ve seen in a while, Spencer, this blunt’s for you.

Fresh off their humiliation “participation” with the addictive show “I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here”, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made it their personal business to milk their disastrous time on the show for all the press they could and then some. (I’m pretty sure Palin is on a conference call with Speidi right now, seeking advice on how to be a known joke and still gain public noteriety, shes probably closer to that than I realize, but whatevs)

If you’re unfamiliar with the show, “Im a celebrity Get me out of Here” puts washed up gently used celebrities into a Costa Rican jungle and has them duel it out in jungle creature and arachnid laden challenges, which have included eating stick bugs and dead tarantulas.

Spencer and Heidi proceeded to visit at least 7 shows yesterday (just the amount that I literally saw them on) to torture give their side of their experiences in the jungle and so that Heidi can show that her skull doesnt really have holes that have allowed her brains to ooze out leaving simply a shelter for air, by continually spraying her dry shampoo which no one really seems to care about onto her finely manicured hair. In the clip from their appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Spencer proceeds to shoot backhanded comments at Al Roker who was one of the first to make Heidi cry interview the duo since their return from the jungle. We can really appreciate Speidi’s famwhore like attributes, but they were really only on the fucking show for like 4 episodes…..WHERE WAS THE LOVE FOR FRANGELA?….they were pretty funny in their confessional moments…and i wish they were there to translate some of Janice Dickinson’s words form last night episode.

With all that said we like Speidi. Yes, but mostly because Spencer smokes weed. Anyone who can appreciate the herb has to at least be respected by us.

p.s.- The Roots were playing Beck’s “Loser” while Speidi made their exit ….coincidence I THINK NOT…i literally almost fell from my bed or maybe it was because i was a bit lifted..who knows

p style=”text-align: left;”>ok….first you’ll notice that i havent included a picture of Sarah Palin because I think that her comments and response to this has been something that one might expect from the beautiful lady below this post…the chola queen…because i think shes taken what started as a joke that her young daughter would have never known about had her mother not tried to segway defending her child into grabbing every single press spot and chance to speak negatively about Letterman that she could…

For those of you who have been living under a rock, or who were almost in the same situation as me and just dont care about anything Palin related, David Letterman made a very funny, but albeit completely distasteful joke about sarah palin’s younger daughter being knocked up by Alex Rodriguez at a Yankees game. Yes we know it was wrong sarah, but you dont see Letterman running to every press outlet defending himself from some of the stones you’ve recently thrown. He apologized and said it was wrong and hes done.  Palin went so far as to make a correlation between Letterman’s joke and pedeophilia as well as making him partially responsible for womens self-esteem issues???? WTF palin…anywho i’ve come to the conclusion that she is CRAZY AS CAT SHIT just desperately fame hungry and determined to stay in the limelight, but yo palin, the gig is up

and now to ease my anger from having to waste my time writing about such a lame bird….a toke for letterman and his spencer pratt like beard