Archive for the ‘Strange Happenings’ Category
Police find 1million in pot during fire at downtown LA building
Reindeer are dying everywhere because the holy plant a huge amount of growing weed was recently in danger. According to the LA times the LAPD discovered an estimated $1 million in marijuana at a downtown commercial building that caught fire last week. Firefighters knocked down the structure fire that engulfed a one-story commercial building, but inside they found 1,000 pot plants as well as what appeared to be a plant-growing operation. Well no word has been given on what caused the fire, but I know it’s pretty safe to say that someone losta giant stash and it makes the world a less happy place. Don’t start pot fires folks.
P.S….the pic obviously isn’t of the fire, but it is a picture of an Asian ritual taking place near a bums’ dwelling at a storefront. You know we like asian fire crotches fires and that’s why we love Lindsay Lohan…follow me for a sec, If somehow Lindsay Lohan could be made asian by penetration: paging Geroge Takei she would be an asian firecrotch even more crazy special than she is now.
Taliban suspected of buying children to use as suicide bombers
According to the NY Daily News the fucking crazies that kill people for a living Taliban has been buying and selling children to use on their “martyrdom” missions. The supposed trafficking is being orchestrated by Baitullah Mehsud, who is an Al Queda ally and the head of Pakistani terror efforts. And although I was trying to stick with the facts on this one….WTF is going on with the apple pie on his head, fuck now im hungry…or it could be the munchies..his hair looks like Chaka Kahn’s bush that of a bum-ass terrorist so I guess ill leave it at that.
Both US and Pakistani military have been targeting Taliban strongholds controlled by Mehsud. On Tuesday, a U.S. drone fired a missile into a Taliban camp near the Afghan border, according to intelligence officials.
“He has been been admitting he holds a training center for young boys, for preparing them for suicide bombing,” Maj. Gen. Akhtar Abbas, spokesman for the Pakistani army, told CNN. “So he is on record saying all this, accepting these crimes.”
You know, now that I think about it, I’ve known that human trafficking is a very real thing i our world,but I just never thought that people were being sold into the world of terrorism. Its some pretty heavy shit, but its real and if people don’t know that its going on, it can’t change….so bowl packs and positive thoughts go out to the victims of such disgusting crimes.
Lindsay Lohan in her favorite outfit…
Heres our favorite sober girl in her favorite state of undress….we wonder why Lindsay would be taking these pics of herself, but anywho we kinda wish her hair would move a bit or someone would’ve dangled a baggie of blow bible behind her so that she would turn her head revealing her nice tittays…we can’t always get what we want so we’ll probably just go smoke some special green stuff while pretending to be a pirate and be happy that she’s not munching walking on Samantha Ronsons carpet at the moment….we really like la loca lohan though, shes a fucking decent actress, we just think that crazy faced Dina jaded her at a young age
Why do you guys think Lindsay is taking this picture and give us a caption……..