My Daily Toke » time for a recall http://mydailytoke.com Have you had your Daily Toke? Sat, 30 Jul 2011 12:28:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 Knife Blades found in Energy Drinks… http://mydailytoke.com/2009/07/07/knife-blades-found-in-energy-drinks/ http://mydailytoke.com/2009/07/07/knife-blades-found-in-energy-drinks/#comments Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:53:06 +0000 toker http://mydailytoke.com/?p=152 This isn’t a joke and actually I’m not so suprised. The FDA is warning consumers not to buy two types of energy drinks that come packaged in test tube like vials, saying that utility knife blades were found in two vials.

Hardcore Energize Bullet Drink & New Whey liquid products are the culprits and both have been recalled. HMMM… Hardcore Energize Bullet Drink??? I’m not trying to say it was necessary that this happened, but with a fucking name like that maybe someone thought that a blade would add to the brands believability???….Finding a utility knife blade in my drink would be pretty damn hardcore and would certainly scare the shit out of me energize me, but whatever the case is, I don’t fuck with energy drinks anyhow. They make some people look like robots on crack and I deal with my fair share of crack addicted robots already, so I’m good.

No one has been injured by the armed energy drink (gimme one bad joke people) but the FDA is warning consumers to not purchase them….and I’m telling you to not fuck with energy drinks and have an all natural weed refreshment….maybe something of the herbal family because you probably won’t find a blade just hanging out in your stash.

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