Alexa Chung…to watch or not?

toker — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:20:30 +0000

With a new show, British tv personality Alexa Chung is certainly heating up Americas TV screens since premiering in her perfectly slotted because nothing comes on tv thats worth watching during the noon hour television show, “It’s on, with Alexa Chung.” The show is a sligtly quirky and much less entertaining but it’s something i’d compare to a mild daytime version of late night with Jimmy Fallon. Alexa is a fresh addition to MTV’s fledging lineup and she looks like she definitely enjoys the green stuff by the way she torments her guests by making them do very fucking strange unique tasks, such as requiring Jack Black and Michael Cera to pose as though they were their own Maddame Tussauds wax figures. As of now we’re kind of digging Alexa’s easy going style and we’ll be checking out her show as long as she doesn’t ever have fucking soulja boy on as a guest again keeps it fun.

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Zicam Nasal Gel recalled because it may permanently damage sense of smell!?!?

toker — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:59:10 +0000

All consumers might want to stop using Zicam Nasal Gel and related products because according to the FDA it can be potentially very harmful to your sense of smell. By potentially very harmful we mean they think it can permanently fuck with with your sense of smell. The over-the-counter products contain zinc, an ingredient scientists say may damage nerves in the nose needed for smell.

The FDA is actually claiming that about 130 people have come forward reporting a loss of smell after using Matrixx Initiatives’ Zicam products since 1999. What the fuck Matrixx….are people letting Keanu Reeves manufacture nasal gel theses days, we know his career is hurting because of shit like lake house doing great and all but everyone has side jobs these days???

“Loss of the sense of smell is potentially life threatening and may be permanent,” said Dr. Charles Lee, of FDA’s compliance division. “People without the sense of smell may not be able to detect dangerous life situations, such as gas leaks or something burning in the house.”

Apparently Matrixx, the people who make Zicam have settled hundreds of lawsuits related to the use of its products in recent years but after looking on their site today they are still clearly telling consumers otherwise because this was posted on their site “No plaintiff has ever won a court case, because there is no known causal link between the use of Zicam Cold Remedy nasal gel and impairment of smell.” OK sure no one has actually “won a case” because you settle before they make it to trial…..Keanu Reeves is apparently making their statements as well because only Keanu would be puzzled by the task of thinking of a better way to form that lie….

This is really the reason that I dont fuck with any type of chemicals people!!! Our bodies are not made for crazy ass nasal gels…pack a bowl, toke away and your nose wont fucking run anymore…THE END

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