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We’ve seen 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, Spencer Pratt, beef with just about everyone from Asher Roth to Al Roker but now he’s taking a shot at former “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” teammate  Lou Diamond Phillips. During an interview with MTV News Spencer was quoted as saying, “I’ll throw something down, to be honest I think he’s a great person, but Lou Diamond Phillips, I’m sure nobody watching this even knows who you are. I’m sorry, wrong demographic. But you were in a movie 30 years ago that I liked, ‘Young Guns’.” Why would Spencer call out Lou, besides his need to always be in the spotlight well it’s simple Spencer didn’t like the fact that Lou didn’t offer up his bed to the couple while his wife Heidi was sick. To top it all off Spencer ended the interview with “I hope I don’t see you in the streets.”

We find Speidi fascinating but I don’t know how Spencer would fair against Lou Diamond Phillips if they ever meet in the streets but it would be a great show to watch none the less. For being the most ego driven famewhore outspoken person I’ve seen in a while, Spencer, this blunt’s for you.

With a new show, British tv personality Alexa Chung is certainly heating up Americas TV screens since premiering in her perfectly slotted because nothing comes on tv thats worth watching during the noon hour television show, “It’s on, with Alexa Chung.” The show is a sligtly quirky and much less entertaining but it’s something i’d compare to a mild daytime version of late night with Jimmy Fallon. Alexa is a fresh addition to MTV’s fledging lineup and she looks like she definitely enjoys the green stuff by the way she torments her guests by making them do very fucking strange unique tasks, such as requiring Jack Black and Michael Cera to pose as though they were their own Maddame Tussauds wax figures. As of now we’re kind of digging Alexa’s easy going style and we’ll be checking out her show as long as she doesn’t ever have fucking soulja boy on as a guest again keeps it fun.

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Fox news is on the rampage once again…

Spreading biased opinions and conservative propaganda is not their only specialty. It seems as though Fox news has mastered the art of boldface lying. In an article currently featured on their site, they claim that researchers at the University of Leicester in England have “convincing evidence” (how the fuck do you measure convincing evidence or produce it for that matter) that marijuana smoke damages DNA in ways that could potentially increase the risk of cancer. That’s funny because marijuana has never been directly related to any instances of cancer in any medical studies or records , because had that been true, your televisions would be flooded with ads very similar to those against tobacco. (which indeed does lead to cancer)

It’s apparent that Harry Anslinger has come back from the dead and is now doing stories for Fox News because this is nothing more than an extension of reefer madness and it’s ingorant stereotypical views.

The scientists claim that a “new method” has allowed them to discover that cannabis smoke damages DNA. Well let’s see….”convincing evidence” is nothing more than a nice way of saying “maybe” and since they don’t go into detail or even give a “lamens term” explanation about what the “new method” is that they used to come to these conclusions, i’m gonna go ahead and draw an intelligent conclusion…BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT…check out “the hidden truth” or Norml for the truth on marijuana

Just when we thought 1 dumb blond slutty reality show was enough Daisy Of Love VH1 introduces us to another blond by the name of Megan. Yes, VH1 reality star Megan Hauserman (Rock Of Love,  I Love Money, Charm School) is getting her own reality show based on her search for a man with money. 6 men have already been announced but a total of 17 will participate. We love Megan and everything that she does in her desperate attempts for fame, so I’m pumped at this news. The challenges will consist of different variations of spending money. If the first 6 men announced reflect anything like the group as a whole she’s in serious trouble. The show is to premier Sunday August 2nd @ 9pm on VH1. No word on whether or not her retarded mentally challenged dog will make an appearance on the show.

Take a look at Donald, one of the 6 contestants announced for the show. I don’t know if it’s the herbal remedy i’ve been taking or just his overall girth,  but I don’t think he’s going to make it very far. So Donald, this toke’s for you and your Mike Huckabee like turkey neck, good luck.

Self proclaimed 87 year old slut Betty White made an appearance on her drunken daughter’s funny friend’s late night show on comedy central which we happen to be really big fans of…Chelsea and Chuy are fucking hirlarious together and she could no doubt hold her own on a a major network. Something tells me Betty and Chelsea might have had some of the good stuff before she came on…we know shes usually very open because shes senial, but she was exceptionally forthcoming in the interview.  She and Chuy could easily grab the 15 viewers that Last Call with Carson Daly and Jimmy Kimmel’s show each share.

Fresh off their humiliation “participation” with the addictive show “I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here”, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made it their personal business to milk their disastrous time on the show for all the press they could and then some. (I’m pretty sure Palin is on a conference call with Speidi right now, seeking advice on how to be a known joke and still gain public noteriety, shes probably closer to that than I realize, but whatevs)

If you’re unfamiliar with the show, “Im a celebrity Get me out of Here” puts washed up gently used celebrities into a Costa Rican jungle and has them duel it out in jungle creature and arachnid laden challenges, which have included eating stick bugs and dead tarantulas.

Spencer and Heidi proceeded to visit at least 7 shows yesterday (just the amount that I literally saw them on) to torture give their side of their experiences in the jungle and so that Heidi can show that her skull doesnt really have holes that have allowed her brains to ooze out leaving simply a shelter for air, by continually spraying her dry shampoo which no one really seems to care about onto her finely manicured hair. In the clip from their appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Spencer proceeds to shoot backhanded comments at Al Roker who was one of the first to make Heidi cry interview the duo since their return from the jungle. We can really appreciate Speidi’s famwhore like attributes, but they were really only on the fucking show for like 4 episodes…..WHERE WAS THE LOVE FOR FRANGELA?….they were pretty funny in their confessional moments…and i wish they were there to translate some of Janice Dickinson’s words form last night episode.

With all that said we like Speidi. Yes, but mostly because Spencer smokes weed. Anyone who can appreciate the herb has to at least be respected by us.

p.s.- The Roots were playing Beck’s “Loser” while Speidi made their exit ….coincidence I THINK NOT…i literally almost fell from my bed or maybe it was because i was a bit lifted..who knows

All this week on Anderson Cooper 360 he’ll be covering many aspects of marijuana, both medicinal and recreational, in a series of special segments titled “America’s High: The Case for and Against Pot.” In one of the segments Anderson will interview different people involved in the the medical marijuana world such as the owner of “The Farmacy”, which is one of the most well known dispensaries in Southern California, offering medicinal marijuana and and edibles for patients. In part of Mondays’ segment for the series, Anderson spoke with recording artist Melissa Etheridge about her battle with cancer and how medicinal marijuana helped her get through the debilitating side effects of her chemo, without having to resort to chemical laden pain prescriptions that are highly addictive and themselves carry a great deal of side effects.

I’m pretty fuckin pumped that people are finally beginning to give our cause some mainstream attention because every bit of awareness and truth that we can spread counts. Though im not in the slightest a fan of Ellen Degeneres Melissa Etheridge’s music I can completely respect her courage and effort that it takes to be a public and vocal supporter of marijuana. I’d like to send a big toke and exhale to Etheridge and her baby mama…yaw yaw

In a segment on reality TV Roker responds to Spencer Pratt’s quote to TMZ where he says had it been the old spencer that interviewed teh couple ealier yesterday, that he probably would’ve ripped Al Roker’s head off….check out the video, its hilarious…i’d like to be the first to call for a Speidi VS Al Roker media war to begin (can we just not zoom in on Al’s face too close, you guys know i have a problem with fat chins thanks to Al Gore….there we go the fucking Al’s with their fat chins, they’re after me)

p style=”text-align: left;”>ok….first you’ll notice that i havent included a picture of Sarah Palin because I think that her comments and response to this has been something that one might expect from the beautiful lady below this post…the chola queen…because i think shes taken what started as a joke that her young daughter would have never known about had her mother not tried to segway defending her child into grabbing every single press spot and chance to speak negatively about Letterman that she could…

For those of you who have been living under a rock, or who were almost in the same situation as me and just dont care about anything Palin related, David Letterman made a very funny, but albeit completely distasteful joke about sarah palin’s younger daughter being knocked up by Alex Rodriguez at a Yankees game. Yes we know it was wrong sarah, but you dont see Letterman running to every press outlet defending himself from some of the stones you’ve recently thrown. He apologized and said it was wrong and hes done.  Palin went so far as to make a correlation between Letterman’s joke and pedeophilia as well as making him partially responsible for womens self-esteem issues???? WTF palin…anywho i’ve come to the conclusion that she is CRAZY AS CAT SHIT just desperately fame hungry and determined to stay in the limelight, but yo palin, the gig is up

and now to ease my anger from having to waste my time writing about such a lame bird….a toke for letterman and his spencer pratt like beard