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Chris “beat her down” Brown has finally made a last attempt to save his career set the record straight about how sorry he really is about the incident that occurred in February when he assaulted Rhianna. Last month, Brown plead guilty to felony assault in a plea bargain with prosecutors, sparring him jail time. As part of the deal, he was sentenced to five years probation and six months of community labor to be served in Virginia. He will also complete a year of domestic violence classes, and pay fines.

In the video Chris which seriously doesn’t seem very genuine Chris notes that he cannot go into detail as to what specifically happened and that he is not making the video as a forum to spit out excuses. Possibly if he showed some compassion and a bit of regret from the beginning of the whirlwind that surrounded both he and Rhianna directly following the incident, maybe people wouldn’t have branded him a monster. Then there is the video that he made previous to this one which also addresses the incident, but in a slightly different light: in the first video that brown made, he makes sure that people know, “I’m not a monster, i love my fans, you know the truth.” Hmmmm those statements don’t sound like they are coming from someone who had just been arrested for felony assault? Well the most recent “apology” video is posted above so draw your own conclusions, but we’ve made up our minds…..Chris who???

No, she didn’t get Cisco Adler’s balls stuck in her nose again, but Mischa Barton was rushed to the hopital for an unknown reason yesterday in LA.

Authorities responded to a non-911 call around 3 PM on Wednesday at the actress’ home. A patrol car responded to the scene and they escorted Barton from her residence to an undisclosed location. I’m not sure they could be anymore vauge about the situation though…do people go to hospitals for issues that aren’t medical?…is Gary Busey her publicist because if releasing that statement was a ploy to not draw attention, someone needs some training. The wannabe Lindsay Lohan Keds spokeswoman is no stranger to the LAPD and was charged in February 2008 with four criminal counts related to a DUI arrest which occurred on December 26, 2007.

After a stint in rehab and her Wino-like move to a foreign country you’d think that she’d want to be a working actress. but when your personal life over shadows your professional work, or lack there of, it’s pretty much a done deal…If the washed up wacktress Mischa doesn’t begin to take her craft a bit more seriously the next question she’ll be asking won’t be, “ummm where’s the blow and burgers”, but something along the lines of….”Are they still making new seasons of Celebrity Rehab, with that Dr. Drew guy, I’d snog him”

We were high and looking for funny shit to look at aimlessly searching the web the other day and ran across this gem of a photo from one of the most desperate for work greatest actors of our time. With films like Ghost Rider and Knowing previously under his belt Nicolas will take any role is poised to become the white Samuel L Jackson, just a lot less talented.  We also wanted to take the time and call for crazy faced Cage to take more pride in his work.We really enjoyed National Treasure 1 and controlled out vomit sat patiently through the second installment, which was only soooo painful because it was the exact same premise, with less humor. While I know a recurring theme of shittyness “less” is sure to follow Cage around, we want him to know that you can still look like a caged animal with fucked up teeth Larry King’s illegitimate child and be successfull. Tokes for the creepers, Nick Cage included.

Does Nicolas look better when he was Larry King’s illegitmate child or presently as Clay Aiken’s father???

One thing we can all be sure of is that somewhere in the world, Kristina Chen is humping someones leg thanking the musical gods for this vomit inducing joyus news. Brian Latrell (who??) revealed on his twitter that the forgotten boy band, The Backstreet Boys will  release their new single later this month titled, Soldier Down, also adding that their new CD will be released on October 6th of this year. Needless to say we’re not at all excited about their new garbage music, but we know people really like them??? So I’ll be taking some tokes for the BSB and for the musical taste of their fans.

hey doesn’t Nick Carter kinda look like a blonde Criss Angel on crack in this picture? he’s got that creepy look on his face and he’s standing with his hands crossed like he’s trying to make himself levitate or something..ermmmm weirdo….***let it be known he has lost a substantial amount of weight recently***…just sayin’

What do you think about their return to the music scene?