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No we’re not talking about Fergie, she’s done with that shit…..a 37 year old Georgia woman was busted Tuesday with a pound of meth in her bra worth about $13,000. Authorities pulled the woman over for a traffic violation and searched her car. During a pat down the officer found the pound of meth in her bra and she was charged with trafficking  controlled substances. She was released from the DeKalb county jail Wednesday on $30,000 bond but all she wants is her meth back. No word on what her sentencing will be but maybe now she’ll switch to a healthier substance like the cannabis sativa.

According to MTV news Police have arrested a 23-year-old New Jersey man in connection with Saturday morning’s hit-and-run death of two-time “American Idol” contestant Alexis Cohen. The Asbury Park Journal reports that Daniel Bark was arrested at 6 p.m. on Sunday and charged with causing Cohen’s death by reckless driving and then leaving the scene of a collision. If convicted in Cohen’s death, Bark could serve 10 to 15 years in jail. He is currently being held in the Ocean County Jail in Toms River on $35,000 bail.

Its great that they found who did this but it doesnt bring back our quirky creepo Alexis. Hopefully she’s in a better place annoying blessing others with her voice.

WTF is Lindsay Lohan doing back in Colorado? is the first though that popped in my head when I heard this….and then I realized that she’s been in LA chasing a boyish looking lesbian for quite sometime, so the story of a lifetime isn’t here yet. A grand jury indicted a surgery technician infected with hepatitis C on several charges Thursday, alleging she stole syringes with painkillers and replaced them with needles she had used. Prosecutors allege that at least 19 people contracted the disease as a result.

26 year old Kristine Diane Parker is responsible for directly infecting the 19 people through the shared use of her dirty needles. Officials say up to 6,000 patients at Denver’s Rose Medical Center and Audubon Surgery Center in Colorado Springs where Parker worked may have been exposed to the disease. Calls to spokesmen at both hospitals were not immediately returned. Parker also worked at hospitals in Mount Kisco, N.Y., and Houston. Health officials in those states have launched investigations. In a recent interview with police Parker has said that she didn’yt have health insurance to treat her nasty std disease and she was also unclear abot her diagnosis. State Health officials say that they are working with the CDC to trace the disease, but we think they should have Paris Hilton on the ob, becase her body seeks out and welcomes stds, almost like her snatch acts as a rest-stop for hep c, the herp, and the like…

This is really crazy that this surgery tech who works in close quarters with the ill, thinks she can fuck around and give possibly 6000 people her scheevy diseases…Lock her upand scrub her down please..barf..and that mugshot, she kinda looks like a young Dina Lohan

Here comes another example of the lengths that crazies will go to for money. Though it doesn’t surprise me because our country was partially built on it, another corruption case has been popped open. The mayors of three New Jersey cities, two state legislators and several rabbis were among more than 40 people arrested today in a sweeping corruption investigation that began as a probe into an international money laundering ring that trafficked in goods as diverse as human organs and fake designer handbags. Among 44 people arrested Thursday were Hoboken Mayor Peter Cammarano III, Secaucus Mayor Dennis Elwell, Jersey City Deputy Mayor Leona Beldini, state Assemblyman President L. Harvey Smith and state Assemblyman Daniel Van Pelt.

With their actions ranging from taking cash bribes and illegal campaign contributions all the way to selling fuckin organs, I feel safe saying that most of those people will be heavily punished ecause not only does this make NJ look like even more of a dirty awful place, but 3 mayor from the state are involved, not just one guy, and these people aren’t just cheating on their wives or getting BJ’s in inappropriate places, or fathering illegitamate children like John Edwards..and there are rabbi criminals…but we can see who they are because theyre curls stick out underneath their ski mask/yamaka  hybrids that Jews where when they commit crimes, allegedly…this is some serious criminal shit and the only way I want any part of NJ is if all these creeps get whats coming to them, which will hopefully be a bar of soap that they’ll spend years unsuccessfully, trying not to drop