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Comic-con is not only a nerds paradise, it was held in California, where medical marijuana is legal, so there were bound to be throves of cannabis supporters as well as probably a hell of a lot of the special green on site. One of those supporters was for me an obvious fellow toker, writer and director Kevin Smith.While he looks 8 monts pregnant, he’s still a creative genius in our minds, making such greats like Clerks and Clerks 2 which is my favorite because they discuss one of my specialties…ass-to- mouth…Ok totally  fucking kidding, I won’t even eat an m&m off the ground, let alone put my mouth on something that looks like Renee Zelwegger’s desperate pouty smile. Ass-to-mouth is something for professionals folks, leave it to them but its ok to think about ass-to-mouth, just have some tokes before you seriously consider it.  Well here’s Kevin talking about his love for fatty cuisine the greatest herb ever.

Some of you might have seen this video before but for those of you who haven’t you’re in for quite an experience. I discovered Cybil one late night during my insomniac period not too far back but it’s from the show “LAPD: Life on the Beat”. I decided to give Cybil the creeper of the moment award because she looks like a Star Jones and Eddie Murphy love child. Yes I know the name of the show just kills it, but most of the calls that the usually boring cops would go on are nothing short of roll on the floor fucking hilarious and this one certainly is as well. Cybil has the greatest crazy eyes and biggest dollar store glasses on that i’ve ever seen, but she does it all for the love of her Tupac and cheap $o.50 beer. I won’t wast more time telling you about it just watch and laugh and toke…oh and share…DAMN WHO I LIVE WIT

This video that has been cut down and given a title I like much better (Beyonce Clown) comes from youtube user Coconutfishy and is pretty hilarious. I wont give it away so just watch and don’t hit your bong during it (do it before and after)….. smoke+laughing=too much coughing. Plus it’s a clown that is possibly a better actress than the large thighed one we like to call Beyonce, and I don’t even know if she acts. we kid we kid…but then again does anyone besides Solange really enoy her acting?