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The courts have ruled that the biggest idiot ever convicted pirate Joel Tenenbaum has willfully infringed on copyrights, and has awarded the RIAA and the media companies $675,000 , $22,500 for each of the 30 songs he admitted to sharing. In a interview following the judgment, Tenenbaum noted that things could have gotten shitloads worse:

“I’m disappointed, but not surprised, but I’m thankful that it wasn’t much bigger, that it wasn’t millions.”

I don’t understand why people insist on sharing a file after they’ve downloaded it. Let the masses do it and you will still benefit. There are probably 1,000’s of people that download music and don’t even realize that they are seeding sharing it afterward. $675,000 seems a bit much for a jury of his peers to award the record companies because how do they expect the RIAA to get the money from him. They better hire the best bill collectors on earth, Rent-a-Center. When you owe them money they come to your house to take back the shit you have and they are relentless. He said he would have to file bankruptcy if he doesn’t win his appeal. I’m really glad that I stopped seeding downloading music and movies after my computer crashed the frist time. You download too much porn and you’re pretty much bound to get a virus. Tokes go out to Tenenbaum and his internet life, because its gonna be pretty boring.

We were high and looking for funny shit to look at aimlessly searching the web the other day and ran across this gem of a photo from one of the most desperate for work greatest actors of our time. With films like Ghost Rider and Knowing previously under his belt Nicolas will take any role is poised to become the white Samuel L Jackson, just a lot less talented.  We also wanted to take the time and call for crazy faced Cage to take more pride in his work.We really enjoyed National Treasure 1 and controlled out vomit sat patiently through the second installment, which was only soooo painful because it was the exact same premise, with less humor. While I know a recurring theme of shittyness “less” is sure to follow Cage around, we want him to know that you can still look like a caged animal with fucked up teeth Larry King’s illegitimate child and be successfull. Tokes for the creepers, Nick Cage included.

Does Nicolas look better when he was Larry King’s illegitmate child or presently as Clay Aiken’s father???

Yesterday while I was watching the MJ memorial, I thought about death for a bit….well duh,  but I realized that you never know when you could loose someone and I don’t want Jeff Conaway’s last great piece of work to be the clip above from season 2 of the unemployed formerly famous druggies’ dream Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Yes in the clip above his timing is a bit off and he looks as though he’s auditioning to be Dracula’s understudy, but his commitment to portraying the look of a 1000 year old vampire in a bikers jacket is astounding. The good shit in the video starts at about 2mins in and he proclaims to Dr.Drew that he is “a fighter.” He also mumbles through noting that he’s going to do better than he did in season 1. In case you didn’t watch the show whose season aired last year, he didn’t do much better, but when you DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS in season 1, you’re only way is basically up.

So I hope that some casting director comes across this and does our good friend Vampire Jeff Conaway a solid by casting him in something that doesn’t involve him and addiction, but until then I’m gonna go have some tokes for Mr. Conaway. (who values his personal space….”GET UR FUCKIN HANDS OFF ME”)