The courts have ruled that the biggest idiot ever convicted pirate Joel Tenenbaum has willfully infringed on copyrights, and has awarded the RIAA and the media companies $675,000 , $22,500 for each of the 30 songs he admitted to sharing. In a interview following the judgment, Tenenbaum noted that things could have gotten shitloads worse:

“I’m disappointed, but not surprised, but I’m thankful that it wasn’t much bigger, that it wasn’t millions.”

I don’t understand why people insist on sharing a file after they’ve downloaded it. Let the masses do it and you will still benefit. There are probably 1,000’s of people that download music and don’t even realize that they are seeding sharing it afterward. $675,000 seems a bit much for a jury of his peers to award the record companies because how do they expect the RIAA to get the money from him. They better hire the best bill collectors on earth, Rent-a-Center. When you owe them money they come to your house to take back the shit you have and they are relentless. He said he would have to file bankruptcy if he doesn’t win his appeal. I’m really glad that I stopped seeding downloading music and movies after my computer crashed the frist time. You download too much porn and you’re pretty much bound to get a virus. Tokes go out to Tenenbaum and his internet life, because its gonna be pretty boring.

A Dutch court has ordered three of The Pirate Bay’s founders to block traffic to and from the Netherlands. The Pirate Bay, which has more than 20 million users, provides an index to BitTorrent files, which can be used for trading media such as movies, music and computer games. The court ruled in favor of antipiracy organisation Stichting Brein, which alleged that Pirate Bay has been infringing copyright in the Netherlands for a very long time.

The new ruling gives the  men who are allegedly responsible for the site only 10 days to shut down the site or they will face an inital fine of  3million euros. If the site is not down after the first fine has been imposed they will also face an  extra 30,000 euros per day fine for each day that the site is still live. Yesterday at the hearing one of the men was qutoed saying:

“None of us live in The Netherlands, operate from there or even own the site they are suing over. There are so many errors in this lawsuit that it’s almost a crime to spend the court’s time this way!”

It’s a sad day for Pirateay users, but if my memory serves me correctly, which I’m not so sure about because I smoke like Montell Williams, Piratebay has already been through such litigation, but since their are no anti-piracy laws in certain European countries they can simply move their servers like I believe they did last time. Long live the pirates…arghhhhh

With their actions ranging from taking cash bribes and illegal campaign contributions all the way to selling fuckin organs, I feel safe saying that most of those people will be heavily punished ecause not only does this make NJ look like even more of a dirty awful place, but 3 mayor from the state are involved, not just one guy, and these people aren’t just cheating on their wives or getting BJ’s in inappropriate places, or fathering illegitamate children like John Edwards..and there are rabbi criminals…but we can see who they are because theyre curls stick out underneath their ski mask/yamaka  hybrids that Jews where when they commit crimes, allegedly…this is some serious criminal shit and the only way I want any part of NJ is if all these creeps get whats coming to them, which will hopefully be a bar of soap that they’ll spend years unsuccessfully, trying not to drop

His community service could include clearing graveyards, cleaning graffiti, picking up trash, chopping down overgrown trees clearing, leaves and clearing ditches. He should feel like the luckiest kid on earth, but he shouldn’t have to if marijuana were legal….tokes for Jamie for pleading guilty, taking your sentence and growing madd amounts weed….If someone is growing 10 plants it probably isn’t on a small scale

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that I doubt Vick will be playing this season in the NFL. He has been offered a chance to become a member of the United Football League, but the caces of him actually taking that job are slim to none, unless his reported pending bankruptcy is true and not just fodder. Maybe Vick shouldnt have been killing dogs and shit and I wouldnt be writing about this, he’d still be playing football, and the world would be a little bit happier…..but we live in reality so Vick we’re glad you’ve done your time, now its time to get your act together and fly straight otherwise your next job might be catching fucking dogs rather than penning them against each other to fight.

This is pretty shitty news because I am fully against the current marijuana laws that our country has, not only because they are based on racism, but because they are nearly useless. The fact that Jojo could have found a better spot to roll a joint than the always busy upper west side is a given and he should have known that. I’m all for responsible consumption by adults but his actions weren’t too responsible, so if you really must break the law, which i don’t advocate, do it in the least risky way possible and Jojo, get a darker tint on your beemer please because if I have to see your skeleton like uncle Russell lecturing you frequently, I might become ill.

Lange’s 2009 Nissan Sentra rear-ended a Pontiac Grand Am at Silver Bay and Grand Avenues in Toms River, New Jersey at 1:30 pm. Ironically, he was picking up a prescription for his mother. A police detective discovered Lange at the scene of the minor motor vehicle collision at Silver Bay and Brand avenues, reportedly at about 1:30 p.m., said Capt. Steve Henry. Lange should have just had some herb and chilled out rather than pop pills and get arrested….weed is calming and pleasant…light up Artie and stop driving under the influence

Of course the public defender for Giove claimed the drugs & money found in her vagina truck was planted, possibly by police. Giove was the 1994 downhill world champion but retired from downhill racing in 2003. So my guess is she was in need of money. I don’t condone getting caught driving around with hundreds of pounds of weed but what puzzles me more then that is the attempt at claiming the drugs were planted. When you get involved in illegal activities you know the consequences that can occur so you can’t cry wolf. Being a herbal enthusiast gives her some points but getting caught and blaming others isn’t cool so unfortunately Missy, no tokes for you this evening.