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This shit is not a joke…I repeat, not a joke….The fucking Pope is recording a CD. Also, Rush Limbaugh has just lost 600 lbs and stopped abusing prescription drugs, just kidding that will never happen, but unfortunately there will come a day when the Pope’s first single ecomes Itunes free song of the week, because no one will want to hear that shit. Pope Benedict has signed with major record label Geffen to cut an album of songs and prayers to the Virgin Mary. The pope will be accompanied by a choir recorded in Rome. The album will also feature classical music by an international group of composers of various faiths, to be performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at London’s Abbey Road studios, most famous for its association with the Beatles.

Ummm since when did the Vatican think it was a good idea to authorize this. The Vatican always makes an immediate jump to damn to hell anyone who portrays the Catholic church in a negative way, well except for their priests who touch children, they just get relocated. I can do without this old creepy white haired man, who is said to have the voice of a lullaby being read, singing anything because he should have better things to do. He’s the Pope, and although he looks like him, he’s no fucking Elton John. Does this mean he’s also going to be touring??? I certainly hope not.  I’ve already prepared myself mentally for the relase of the CD because there are a shitload of Catholics in the US and it’s ound to reach numer 1 first week. I’ll be planning a trip to Somalia for the week that his CD is released because I can’t bear to be riding down the street with my windows down and possibly have someone pull up next to me playing the Pope’s potential child molester lullaby-like voice.

P.S….check out his face for a sec…he kinda looks like a rat, Splinter is that you?…we kid we kid

Some of you might have seen this video before but for those of you who haven’t you’re in for quite an experience. I discovered Cybil one late night during my insomniac period not too far back but it’s from the show “LAPD: Life on the Beat”. I decided to give Cybil the creeper of the moment award because she looks like a Star Jones and Eddie Murphy love child. Yes I know the name of the show just kills it, but most of the calls that the usually boring cops would go on are nothing short of roll on the floor fucking hilarious and this one certainly is as well. Cybil has the greatest crazy eyes and biggest dollar store glasses on that i’ve ever seen, but she does it all for the love of her Tupac and cheap $o.50 beer. I won’t wast more time telling you about it just watch and laugh and toke…oh and share…DAMN WHO I LIVE WIT

Well I guess it looks like another one of our civil liberties as Americans is up for grabs and freedom of speech is its’ name. Judge John “Jack” Delaney of South Dakota recently forbid a Mr. Bob Newland of SD from taking any public role in the campaign to legalize marijuana for medical uses for one year. The restriction was part of the judge’s sentence issued Monday for Newland’s conviction for felony pot possession. Delaney sentenced Newland to a year in jail but suspended all but 45 days, with stipulations including random searches and weekly drug tests and a ban on public advocacy for medical marijuana. Newland could end up serving all or part of the remaining jail time if he violates terms of the sentence.

While the sentence for felony marijuana possession under current laws was seemingly reasonable, how in the fuck does a judge have the right to take away someone’s right to campaign for something that they believe in??? The fact that a judge has the right to inflict his personal views upon a person through sentencing should raise a huge flag for intelligent citizens of the US as to where our country is headed if things like this continue to happen.

Delaney also lectured Newland on the lies that have been created through racism about problems of marijuana use, particularly among youths, and told the outspoken advocate for legalizing marijuana for medicinal use that he was “not going to take a position as a public figure who got a light sentence.” This is seriously crazy shit, but the American Civil Liberties Union of South Dakota is currently looking into the sentence. Also if you like I do, feel the need to contact Judge Delany, he can be reached at jack@judgedelaney.com……I hope you enoyed the creepy cruise ship pic beautiful picture of Delany and his badger faced wife. Since Bob Newland can’t currently campaign in the direction of common sense which is legalization, we must do it for him….Tokes for Newland and his upcoming jail time.

ok….first you’ll notice that i havent included a picture of Sarah Palin because I think that her comments and response to this has been something that one might expect from the beautiful lady below this post…the chola queen…because i think shes taken what started as a joke that her young daughter would have never known about had her mother not tried to segway defending her child into grabbing every single press spot and chance to speak negatively about Letterman that she could…

For those of you who have been living under a rock, or who were almost in the same situation as me and just dont care about anything Palin related, David Letterman made a very funny, but albeit completely distasteful joke about sarah palin’s younger daughter being knocked up by Alex Rodriguez at a Yankees game. Yes we know it was wrong sarah, but you dont see Letterman running to every press outlet defending himself from some of the stones you’ve recently thrown. He apologized and said it was wrong and hes done.  Palin went so far as to make a correlation between Letterman’s joke and pedeophilia as well as making him partially responsible for womens self-esteem issues???? WTF palin…anywho i’ve come to the conclusion that she is CRAZY AS CAT SHIT just desperately fame hungry and determined to stay in the limelight, but yo palin, the gig is up

and now to ease my anger from having to waste my time writing about such a lame bird….a toke for letterman and his spencer pratt like beard