Authorities responded to a non-911 call around 3 PM on Wednesday at the actress’ home. A patrol car responded to the scene and they escorted Barton from her residence to an undisclosed location. I’m not sure they could be anymore vauge about the situation though…do people go to hospitals for issues that aren’t medical?…is Gary Busey her publicist because if releasing that statement was a ploy to not draw attention, someone needs some training. The wannabe Lindsay Lohan Keds spokeswoman is no stranger to the LAPD and was charged in February 2008 with four criminal counts related to a DUI arrest which occurred on December 26, 2007.

After a stint in rehab and her Wino-like move to a foreign country you’d think that she’d want to be a working actress. but when your personal life over shadows your professional work, or lack there of, it’s pretty much a done deal…If the washed up wacktress Mischa doesn’t begin to take her craft a bit more seriously the next question she’ll be asking won’t be, “ummm where’s the blow and burgers”, but something along the lines of….”Are they still making new seasons of Celebrity Rehab, with that Dr. Drew guy, I’d snog him”

Lohan also plans to make the “female fashionista’s” answer to hit HBO series Entourage called Faux Real and a game show tentatively called That’s What Friends Are For, which will partner with charitable organizations. I don’t really mind what kind of fancy names you give these shows, but they can both be easily defined as… garbage. Can someone get Seacrest on the line please…Lindsay needs a second opportunity to star in Living Lohan because straight to DVD movies like Labor Pains just aren’t cutting it.  Lindsay, I want you to do well, really, so when your movie is released i’m going to get sky high and force myself to watch you new flick and everyone else should do the same.

Yesterday while I was watching the MJ memorial, I thought about death for a bit….well duh,  but I realized that you never know when you could loose someone and I don’t want Jeff Conaway’s last great piece of work to be the clip above from season 2 of the unemployed formerly famous druggies’ dream Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Yes in the clip above his timing is a bit off and he looks as though he’s auditioning to be Dracula’s understudy, but his commitment to portraying the look of a 1000 year old vampire in a bikers jacket is astounding. The good shit in the video starts at about 2mins in and he proclaims to Dr.Drew that he is “a fighter.” He also mumbles through noting that he’s going to do better than he did in season 1. In case you didn’t watch the show whose season aired last year, he didn’t do much better, but when you DO CRAZY SHIT LIKE THIS in season 1, you’re only way is basically up.

So I hope that some casting director comes across this and does our good friend Vampire Jeff Conaway a solid by casting him in something that doesn’t involve him and addiction, but until then I’m gonna go have some tokes for Mr. Conaway. (who values his personal space….”GET UR FUCKIN HANDS OFF ME”)

Nope, little miss Sarah Palin hasn’t made another stunningly foolish insightful and inspiring press conference about her premature departure from office as governor of Alaska. This disgusting display of famewhore desire that goes beyond that of our most villianized duo, Speidi, gem  of a video comes to us via NY republican congressman Pete King. In the video made a few days ago,Pete King says that we as a country should look beyond the greatness that was Michael Jackson, labeling him as a pervert and pedophile, two things that we know Michael was not. He believes that we should be glorifying our veterans and teachers and police officers instead of spending time celebrating the life of a supremely influential artist.

Well Pete is entitled to his opinion, but his views simply contradict themselves. How on one hand do you say that you would like to celebrate the actions of certain groups of people while simultaneously trying to “shit on” the legacy of another person. I’m not so sure what school of thought Pete’s thinking has been created from, but “fucking retard dip-shit lowlife hungry hippo” might be it. In the great sense of extreme boredom and self-loathing exploration I actually visited Pete King’s site and I was sadly greeted with more ignorance. So if you feel like a need to be amongst the unintelligent and cruel make a stop there and also you can call and say hello to Pete, maybe tell him that he should be more focused on government and his constituents rather than searching for fame, because one pit bull in lipstick is enough.

Pete is a very sad important individual and can be reached at 516-541-4225….or….202-225-7896…..or 631-541-4225