My Daily Toke » gossip girl http://mydailytoke.com Have you had your Daily Toke? Sat, 30 Jul 2011 12:28:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 Hilary Duff gets a job!!! http://mydailytoke.com/2009/07/03/hilary-duff-gets-a-job/ http://mydailytoke.com/2009/07/03/hilary-duff-gets-a-job/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:11:28 +0000 toker http://mydailytoke.com/?p=127 Attention Leighton Meester’s feet you have a new costar on the set of Gossip Girl. Yes, the CW confirmed yesterday that Hilary Duff will be joining the cast of the already garbage popular Gossip Girl. She’s set to play a movie star named Olivia Burke who enrolls in NYU for that “traditional” college experience. She’ll be room mates with Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) and a love interest for Dan (Penn Badgley). While we know she’s signed to do multiple episodes there’s still no word on how many she will appear in. Hilary will make her first appearance on the show during the 4th episode scheduled to air on October 5th.

While Hilary has been quiet lately (and by lately I mean since Lizzie McGuire got cancelled) I’m sure she’ll do whatever she has to do to be able to stay in front of the camera. All I know is Hilary must be pissed when she looks back at things. She’s forced to do guest spots on cable shows since Lizzie McGuire’s 65th and final episode while Shia LaBeouf has become Michael Bay’s ass puppet a box office garuntee after Even Stevens’ 66th and final episode aired (both aired on Disney). Hilary this blunt’s for you…..and your career (what’s left of it)

]]> http://mydailytoke.com/2009/07/03/hilary-duff-gets-a-job/feed/ 0 Leighton Meester gives people foot jobs…..WTF??? http://mydailytoke.com/2009/06/19/leighton-meester-gives-people-foot-jobs-wtf/ http://mydailytoke.com/2009/06/19/leighton-meester-gives-people-foot-jobs-wtf/#comments Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:11:31 +0000 toker http://mydailytoke.com/?p=463 You know, it’s been a while since the sex tape gods had blessed us with a gift from above. There were Rhianna’s nude pics and then Cassie (both obviously NSFW) ,  but people probably don’t even remember Cassie sharing her vajayjay and nips with the world cause she’s lame, haha

When I head rumblings via TMZ that Leighton was soon going to be the the next star of  ”the greatest personal gift that celebrities can give the world”, AKA her own fucking sex tape, i thought nah, not the gossip girl one that was born in prison…prison babies know better than that, j/k, that wasnt her fault..but my grandmda watches TMZ with a sweet tea like its her fucking job, and she believes everything they say, so I probably should’ve jumped on the bandwagon a while ago. the tape was apparently made a couple years ago with an ex-boyfriend

But for serious Leighton, FOOT JOBS…are we in middle school???  just kidding foot jobs are for adults and 23 yrear old  future sex tape stars named Leighton. Nobody i know gives foot jobs and if they did….they for damn sure wouldnt be videotaping it…it’s ok Leighthon, give Barbara Walters the exclusive first interview and you’ll be just fine, but until then stop giving people foot jobs please, unless its me…..link to the creepy pics below, but if you just want to see the soon to be famous feet, check the pic at the top for a teaser

Leighton’s sexy foot job pics mmmm….hahah, last joke really

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