Posts Tagged ‘Morning Toke’
Morning Toke…

- Before you go see the movie Orphan, Kurt Loder wants to tell you how bad it’s gonna suck – MTVnews
- Microsoft sales plumment with no end in sight….take that shit vista… Reuters
- The Wino wont be going to jail for punching a fan – Yahoo
- States paying unemployment with borrowed money, some of it being delayed- NYTimes
- 4 dead and 50 missing in construction landslide in China – BBC
Morning Toke…

- Uh oh, Ben Roethlisberger may have pulled a Kobe, allegedly…. – AssociatedPress
- New Crackberry Storm 2 in action – Gizmodo
- Twilight fans now have chocolate figures to drool over, i’m pretty much over it – Perezhilton
- Male Circumcision improves sex for women…and I was thinking it was all me – WebMD
- Obama health plan very close, but still needs work….stop smoking cigs mr. president – Reuters
- Jews are everywhere, including Comic-Con, and me likey – JewishJournal
- 50 Cent still hasn’t been able to sell Mike Tyson’s old crack den former CT mansion – TMZ
Morning Toke…

- Jake Gyllenhal looks less like the Prince of Persia and more like a gay waiter at medieval times – Empire
- David Beckham booed at the LA Galaxy game and almost fights fans, Tom Cruise must have been there?? – ITNnews
- Continental Airlines cutting jobs and raising fees, WTF – Wallstreet Journal
- Coca-Cola’s 2nd quarter earnings reached 8.27 Billion – Reuters
- Dark Knight motorcycle suit replica for sale, it’s mine bitches – Likecool
- Beastie Boys frontman diagnosed with treatable cancer, tour canceled…smoke it up – Mashable
Morning Toke….

- ibum chair that produces hands-free ass shots, Kim Kardashian’s culo just smiled… – likecool
- Human Genome’s new Lupus drug shows reduced symptoms in first trial – Bloomberg
- Who knew Fred “methface” Durst was alive, let alone marriage material – UPI
- Talking about a moon landing anniversary doesn’t make it seem like less of a hoax – yahoo
- Where the fuck is the 787 billion in stimulus money going apart from the pockets of any company that asks – ABCnews
- California’s marijuana industry now being called a “green rush” – LAtimes
Morning Toke…

- Where the Wild Things Are skateboard decks….is it christmas yet?- Academy for the Gifted
- When is Jennifer Aniston not trying to make up for her husband getting stolen? – Cele|bitchy
- Fishy Phelps can smoke pot and get athlete of the year…. ESPN
- Didn’t MTV tell Kristin Cavallari to just be pretty and read story lines, guess not- Perezhilton
- Apple gives a big old FU to the Palm Pre – Information Week

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