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		<title>Morning Toke&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Before you go see the movie Orphan, Kurt Loder wants to tell you how bad it&#8217;s gonna suck &#8211; MTVnews


Microsoft sales plumment with no end in sight&#8230;.take that shit vista&#8230; Reuters


The Wino wont be going to jail for punching a fan &#8211; Yahoo


States paying unemployment with borrowed money, some of it being delayed- NYTimes


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<li>Before you go see the movie Orphan, Kurt Loder wants to tell you how bad it&#8217;s gonna suck &#8211; <a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1616822/story.jhtml" target="_blank">MTVnews</a></li>
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<li>Microsoft sales plumment with no end in sight&#8230;.take that shit vista&#8230; <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE56N09Y20090724" target="_blank">Reuters</a></li>
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<li>The Wino wont be going to jail for punching a fan &#8211; <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090724/ap_en_ot/eu_britain_winehouse;_ylt=ApVjSN1FlTnEjsOS8KnOaQZxFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTM2bXB0dDFhBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwNzI0L2V1X2JyaXRhaW5fd2luZWhvdXNlBGNwb3MDMQRwb3MDMgRwdANzZWN0aW9uc19jb2tlBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA2FteXdpbmVob3VzZQ--" target="_blank">Yahoo</a></li>
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<li>States paying unemployment with borrowed money, some of it being delayed- <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/24/us/24unemploy.html?_r=1&amp;hp" target="_blank">NYTimes</a></li>
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<li>4 dead and 50 missing in construction landslide in China &#8211; <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8164916.stm" target="_blank">BBC</a></li>
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		<title>Morning Toke&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Uh oh, Ben Roethlisberger may have pulled a Kobe, allegedly&#8230;. &#8211; AssociatedPress


New Crackberry Storm 2 in action &#8211; Gizmodo


Twilight fans now have chocolate figures to drool over, i&#8217;m pretty much over it &#8211; Perezhilton


Male Circumcision improves sex for women&#8230;and I was thinking it was all me &#8211; WebMD


Obama health plan very close, but still needs [...]]]></description>
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<li>Uh oh, Ben Roethlisberger may have pulled a Kobe, allegedly&#8230;. &#8211; <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hitb8plnTIALWeNDcwBO8wR8ctPQD99JC4JO0" target="_blank">AssociatedPress</a></li>
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<li>New Crackberry Storm 2 in action &#8211; <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5319812/blackberry-storm-2-in-action-surepress-click-screen-and-all" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a></li>
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<li>Twilight fans now have chocolate figures to drool over, i&#8217;m pretty much over it &#8211; <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-22-we-dont-mind-a-little-r-patz-with-our-chocolate" target="_blank">Perezhilton</a></li>
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<li>Male Circumcision improves sex for women&#8230;and I was thinking it was all me &#8211; <a href="http://men.webmd.com/news/20090721/male-circumcision-improves-sex-life-for-women" target="_blank">WebMD</a></li>
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<li>Obama health plan very close, but still needs work&#8230;.stop smoking cigs mr. president &#8211; <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE56L1EP20090722" target="_blank">Reuters</a></li>
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<li>Jews are everywhere, including Comic-Con, and me likey &#8211; <a href="http://www.jewishjournal.com/geekheeb/item/jews_get_geek_on_at_comic-con_20090721/" target="_blank">JewishJournal</a></li>
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<li>50 Cent still hasn&#8217;t been able to sell Mike Tyson&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">old crack den</span> former CT mansion &#8211; <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/21/50-cent-mansion-forsale/" target="_blank">TMZ</a></li>
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		<title>Morning Toke&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Jake Gyllenhal looks less like the Prince of Persia and more like a gay waiter at medieval times &#8211; Empire



David Beckham booed at the LA Galaxy game and almost fights fans, Tom Cruise must have been there?? &#8211; ITNnews


Continental Airlines cutting jobs and raising fees, WTF &#8211; Wallstreet Journal


Coca-Cola&#8217;s 2nd quarter earnings reached 8.27 Billion [...]]]></description>
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<li><strong>Jake Gyllenhal looks less like the Prince of Persia and more like a gay waiter at medieval times &#8211; <a href="http://www.empireonline.com/news/feed.asp?NID=25358" target="_blank">Empire</a><br />
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<li><strong>David Beckham booed at the LA Galaxy game and almost fights fans, Tom Cruise must have been there?? &#8211; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-c720nNtgI" target="_blank">ITNnews</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Continental Airlines cutting jobs and raising fees, WTF &#8211; <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124817210073868101.html?mod=googlenews_wsj" target="_blank">Wallstreet Journal</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Coca-Cola&#8217;s 2nd quarter earnings reached 8.27 Billion &#8211; <a href="http://www.reuters.com/" target="_blank">Reuters</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Dark Knight motorcycle suit replica for sale, it&#8217;s mine bitches &#8211; <a href="http://likecool.com/Dark_Knight_Motorcycle_Suit_Replica--Motorcycle--Car.html" target="_blank">Likecool</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Beastie Boys frontman diagnosed with treatable cancer, tour canceled&#8230;smoke it up &#8211; <a href="http://mashable.com/2009/07/20/beastie-boys-cancel/" target="_blank">Mashable</a></strong></li>
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		<title>Morning Toke&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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ibum chair that produces hands-free ass shots, Kim Kardashian&#8217;s culo just smiled&#8230; &#8211; likecool


Human Genome&#8217;s new Lupus drug shows reduced symptoms in first trial &#8211; Bloomberg


Who knew Fred &#8220;methface&#8221; Durst was alive, let alone marriage material &#8211; UPI


Talking about a moon landing anniversary doesn&#8217;t make it seem like less of a hoax &#8211; yahoo


Where the [...]]]></description>
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<li><strong>ibum chair that produces hands-free ass shots, Kim Kardashian&#8217;s culo just smiled&#8230; &#8211; <a href="http://likecool.com/iBum_Chair--Seating--Home.html" target="_blank">likecool</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Human Genome&#8217;s new Lupus drug shows reduced symptoms in first trial &#8211; <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&amp;sid=am8d7NnxYQ9Y" target="_blank">Bloomberg</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Who knew Fred <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">&#8220;methface&#8221;</span> Durst was alive, let alone marriage material &#8211; <a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2009/07/19/Rocker-Durst-marries-girlfriend-in-Vegas/UPI-66201248034868/" target="_blank">UPI</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Talking about a moon landing anniversary doesn&#8217;t make it seem like less of a hoax &#8211; <a href="http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/vid/14595624" target="_blank">yahoo</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>Where the fuck is the 787 billion in stimulus money going apart from the pockets of any company that asks &#8211; <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=8122651&amp;page=1" target="_blank">ABCnews</a></strong></li>
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<li><strong>California&#8217;s marijuana industry now being called a &#8220;green rush&#8221; &#8211; <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-us-california-gone-to-pot,1,3384044.story" target="_blank">LAtimes</a><br />
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		<title>Morning Toke&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mydailytoke.com/2009/07/16/morning-toke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Where the Wild Things Are skateboard decks&#8230;.is it christmas yet?- Academy for the Gifted


When is Jennifer Aniston not trying to make up for her husband getting stolen? &#8211; Cele&#124;bitchy


Fishy Phelps can smoke pot and get athlete of the year&#8230;. ESPN


Didn&#8217;t MTV tell Kristin Cavallari to just be pretty and read story lines, guess not- Perezhilton


Apple [...]]]></description>
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<li>Where the Wild Things Are skateboard decks&#8230;.is it christmas yet?- <a href="http://www.academyforthegifted.com/skate/where-the-wild-things-are-decks-by-girl/" target="_blank">Academy for the Gifted</a></li>
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<li>When is Jennifer Aniston not trying to make up for her husband getting stolen? &#8211; <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/60480/star_jennifer_anistons_revenge_romance_with_gerard_butler/" target="_blank">Cele|bitchy</a></li>
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<li>Fishy Phelps can smoke pot and get athlete of the year&#8230;. <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4330711" target="_blank">ESPN</a></li>
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<li>Didn&#8217;t MTV tell Kristin Cavallari to just be pretty and read story lines, guess not- <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-15-kristin-cavallari-ingrate" target="_blank">Perezhilton</a></li>
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<li>Apple gives a big old FU to the Palm Pre &#8211; <a href="http://www.informationweek.com/news/personal_tech/smartphones/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=218500862" target="_blank">Information Week</a></li>
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