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Check out the video from sexy face Katie Couric’s CBS news of late composer Mozart’s newly discovered work that is believed to be from when the composer was 7 -8 years old. Although I really appreciate his work I wish that maybe who ever found it would have perfected playing it before they revealed it to the world. Its funny how classical music sounds not so boring when you’re on cloud nine.

The courts have ruled that the biggest idiot ever convicted pirate Joel Tenenbaum has willfully infringed on copyrights, and has awarded the RIAA and the media companies $675,000 , $22,500 for each of the 30 songs he admitted to sharing. In a interview following the judgment, Tenenbaum noted that things could have gotten shitloads worse:

“I’m disappointed, but not surprised, but I’m thankful that it wasn’t much bigger, that it wasn’t millions.”

I don’t understand why people insist on sharing a file after they’ve downloaded it. Let the masses do it and you will still benefit. There are probably 1,000’s of people that download music and don’t even realize that they are seeding sharing it afterward. $675,000 seems a bit much for a jury of his peers to award the record companies because how do they expect the RIAA to get the money from him. They better hire the best bill collectors on earth, Rent-a-Center. When you owe them money they come to your house to take back the shit you have and they are relentless. He said he would have to file bankruptcy if he doesn’t win his appeal. I’m really glad that I stopped seeding downloading music and movies after my computer crashed the frist time. You download too much porn and you’re pretty much bound to get a virus. Tokes go out to Tenenbaum and his internet life, because its gonna be pretty boring.

This shit is not a joke…I repeat, not a joke….The fucking Pope is recording a CD. Also, Rush Limbaugh has just lost 600 lbs and stopped abusing prescription drugs, just kidding that will never happen, but unfortunately there will come a day when the Pope’s first single ecomes Itunes free song of the week, because no one will want to hear that shit. Pope Benedict has signed with major record label Geffen to cut an album of songs and prayers to the Virgin Mary. The pope will be accompanied by a choir recorded in Rome. The album will also feature classical music by an international group of composers of various faiths, to be performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at London’s Abbey Road studios, most famous for its association with the Beatles.

Ummm since when did the Vatican think it was a good idea to authorize this. The Vatican always makes an immediate jump to damn to hell anyone who portrays the Catholic church in a negative way, well except for their priests who touch children, they just get relocated. I can do without this old creepy white haired man, who is said to have the voice of a lullaby being read, singing anything because he should have better things to do. He’s the Pope, and although he looks like him, he’s no fucking Elton John. Does this mean he’s also going to be touring??? I certainly hope not.  I’ve already prepared myself mentally for the relase of the CD because there are a shitload of Catholics in the US and it’s ound to reach numer 1 first week. I’ll be planning a trip to Somalia for the week that his CD is released because I can’t bear to be riding down the street with my windows down and possibly have someone pull up next to me playing the Pope’s potential child molester lullaby-like voice.

P.S….check out his face for a sec…he kinda looks like a rat, Splinter is that you?…we kid we kid

Apparently when someone dies others receive magical singing and songwriting talents that they’ve never had before. Well that’s not true so La Toya’s new song dedicated to her recently deceased brother, the king of pop, is still bound to be mediocre at best. I guess if she isn’t out getting paid for interviews any longer she needed a way to capitalize on her brother’s death and what better way than to make noise and call it a song.  The name of the song is “home” and it will be released via Itunes on July 28th. La Toya had originally recorded the song back in 2002 for her dollar tree CD Startin’ Over album.

According to La Toya all 10 dollars that will be made proceeds from the single will go to AIDS Project LA, a charity that Michael had previously supported. Since she is actually doing it for what seems like a good cause we might buy it, mostly for the creepy sexy cover art we know she will have for the single. The song has hit youtbe and i’ve posted it above, listen with earplugs in like I did and it will be a bit less painful, you’ve been warned.

After her cholita moment not too long ago, I didn’t think things with her could get more peculiar interesting, but here she is with a dmoinatrix sex toy mask a work of art on her face. In the interview she  gave to the Maltese press, she never removes the creation and speaks about how she has been inspired by things like sex, porn, and also reveals that she is practically a hermit, living a life of solitude, controlled by her music. Hermit or not we get her a bit. Mystery is hot and Lady Gaga has “mysterious” down very well, but please….when you’re playing with Tom Sizemore’s sex tape toys you want to be mysterious, don’t cover your face with things.

We know that the green stuff makes you sleepy, but for 210,000 dollars (just the advance that Wayne received for agreeing to do the show) we would have definately had  a fucking evil energy drink a lot of coffee or something.

Red City Entertainment claims that they shelled out 432,000 for Weezy to perform in the Bahamas, but on September 27th, 2008 Wayne and crew were a no show. The police were sent to his hotel room after he failed to appear and he was discovered too fucked up to perform unconscious. For real Wayne……we are one of your biggest fans, a quick thanks for not doing this at the show that I went to and we wish we had some of the grade A that wayne is holding….we have cataracts, just kidding…

One thing we can all be sure of is that somewhere in the world, Kristina Chen is humping someones leg thanking the musical gods for this vomit inducing joyus news. Brian Latrell (who??) revealed on his twitter that the forgotten boy band, The Backstreet Boys will  release their new single later this month titled, Soldier Down, also adding that their new CD will be released on October 6th of this year. Needless to say we’re not at all excited about their new garbage music, but we know people really like them??? So I’ll be taking some tokes for the BSB and for the musical taste of their fans.

hey doesn’t Nick Carter kinda look like a blonde Criss Angel on crack in this picture? he’s got that creepy look on his face and he’s standing with his hands crossed like he’s trying to make himself levitate or something..ermmmm weirdo….***let it be known he has lost a substantial amount of weight recently***…just sayin’

What do you think about their return to the music scene?