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Heidi Montag performing at Miss Universe pageant???

toker — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:16:47 +0000

This year we caught a glimpse of what to expect as a singer from Heidi Montag, 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, on “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” but now we will be tortured blessed with a full performance from Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant next month. As crazy as Spencer may be he does have a way of getting himself and his wife in the spotlight at any given moment. Heidi will be performing on August 23rd and we’re extremly curious about how she’s going to sound but if the title of the song she’ll perform, “Turn Ya Head”, sounds as bad as I believe it will then she’s going to be in trouble (think Ashlee Simpson ala SNL). While it’s uncertain if Spencer will be there we can’t see him not showing up to support his cash cow Heidi. Some advice for Spencer and anyone else watching August 23rd, before her performance starts spark up some good quality herb and if that doesn’t help just press mute.

E! is officially Speidi free

toker — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:54:12 +0000

For quite some time now Eonline.com has been taking a pole letting viewers decide a fate for the infamous Speidi. The survey asked one simple question, do you want speidi to be banned from the website. Well the votes are in and I can already hear Spencer asking for a recount. Surprisingly 94 percent of the people who voted, voted against hearing anything “Speidi” for now on. Hold on anyone who may be clapping there are a few exceptions to this rule (If Heidi gets pregnant, If either of them get hurt, or Heidi’s album goes #1). So basically E is banning Spencer and his famewhore antics which I’m not to thrilled about. Though his behavior may be expected and repetitive it’s still extremely entertaining to hear and read about. While I’m not sure how long the ban will last (E! usually reports on their every move) I can just imagine what Spencer will have to say about it. Sorry Speidi apparently the people who go to eonline.com don’t like you very much but like the Al Rokers before them, I’m sure you can care less.

Spencer Pratt has strong words For Lou

toker — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:48:56 +0000

We’ve seen 1/2 of the infamous Speidi, Spencer Pratt, beef with just about everyone from Asher Roth to Al Roker but now he’s taking a shot at former “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here” teammate Lou Diamond Phillips. During an interview with MTV News Spencer was quoted as saying, “I’ll throw something down, to be honest I think he’s a great person, but Lou Diamond Phillips, I’m sure nobody watching this even knows who you are. I’m sorry, wrong demographic. But you were in a movie 30 years ago that I liked, ‘Young Guns’.” Why would Spencer call out Lou, besides his need to always be in the spotlight well it’s simple Spencer didn’t like the fact that Lou didn’t offer up his bed to the couple while his wife Heidi was sick. To top it all off Spencer ended the interview with “I hope I don’t see you in the streets.”

We find Speidi fascinating but I don’t know how Spencer would fair against Lou Diamond Phillips if they ever meet in the streets but it would be a great show to watch none the less. For being the most ego driven famewhore outspoken person I’ve seen in a while, Spencer, this blunt’s for you.

Speidi make their TV rounds in an effort to save their fame

toker — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:31:27 +0000

Fresh off their humiliation “participation” with the addictive show “I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here”, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made it their personal business to milk their disastrous time on the show for all the press they could and then some. (I’m pretty sure Palin is on a conference call with Speidi right now, seeking advice on how to be a known joke and still gain public noteriety, shes probably closer to that than I realize, but whatevs)

If you’re unfamiliar with the show, “Im a celebrity Get me out of Here” puts washed up gently used celebrities into a Costa Rican jungle and has them duel it out in jungle creature and arachnid laden challenges, which have included eating stick bugs and dead tarantulas.

Spencer and Heidi proceeded to visit at least 7 shows yesterday (just the amount that I literally saw them on) to torture give their side of their experiences in the jungle and so that Heidi can show that her skull doesnt really have holes that have allowed her brains to ooze out leaving simply a shelter for air, by continually spraying her dry shampoo which no one really seems to care about onto her finely manicured hair. In the clip from their appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Spencer proceeds to shoot backhanded comments at Al Roker who was one of the first to make Heidi cry interview the duo since their return from the jungle. We can really appreciate Speidi’s famwhore like attributes, but they were really only on the fucking show for like 4 episodes…..WHERE WAS THE LOVE FOR FRANGELA?….they were pretty funny in their confessional moments…and i wish they were there to translate some of Janice Dickinson’s words form last night episode.

With all that said we like Speidi. Yes, but mostly because Spencer smokes weed. Anyone who can appreciate the herb has to at least be respected by us.

p.s.- The Roots were playing Beck’s “Loser” while Speidi made their exit ….coincidence I THINK NOT…i literally almost fell from my bed or maybe it was because i was a bit lifted..who knows

Al Roker responds to Spencers’ threats…

toker — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:59:28 +0000

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In a segment on reality TV Roker responds to Spencer Pratt’s quote to TMZ where he says had it been the old spencer that interviewed teh couple ealier yesterday, that he probably would’ve ripped Al Roker’s head off….check out the video, its hilarious…i’d like to be the first to call for a Speidi VS Al Roker media war to begin (can we just not zoom in on Al’s face too close, you guys know i have a problem with fat chins thanks to Al Gore….there we go the fucking Al’s with their fat chins, they’re after me)