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Ok in May when the rumors surfaced I didn’t actually believe Jessica Simpson would do a VH1 reality show because everyone knows VH1 is where you go when you’re career is dead looking for money. I was wrong, Jessica Simpson has signed on to what VH1 is calling a “docu-series” titled “The Price of Beauty”. The concept of the show is basic, cameras will follow Jessica and her friends as they travel the world to show the lengths women go to for beauty all awhile investigating and participating in their dietary fads, beauty regimens, and apparel. So basically they pay for her to travel, shop, and get in shape. As you know Jessica has experience in the reality show department with her former husband Nick Lachey on MTV but how will she fair jumping to VH1?

“When I was approached for a show about true beauty, I was immediately intrigued,” Jessica said in a statement. “I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey.”

What she fails to learn is that her father/manager has done a shit job with her career thus far. I say that because Joe Simpson is signed on to executive produce the new reality show. I don’t know who’s to blame for her garbage cd for her being on a VH1 reality show but I know that if the show isn’t a hit (which it probably will be) she’s one bad single away from a new season of “The Surreal Life”. Jessica this tokes for you, you’re going to need it.

Just when we thought 1 dumb blond slutty reality show was enough Daisy Of Love VH1 introduces us to another blond by the name of Megan. Yes, VH1 reality star Megan Hauserman (Rock Of Love,  I Love Money, Charm School) is getting her own reality show based on her search for a man with money. 6 men have already been announced but a total of 17 will participate. We love Megan and everything that she does in her desperate attempts for fame, so I’m pumped at this news. The challenges will consist of different variations of spending money. If the first 6 men announced reflect anything like the group as a whole she’s in serious trouble. The show is to premier Sunday August 2nd @ 9pm on VH1. No word on whether or not her retarded mentally challenged dog will make an appearance on the show.

Take a look at Donald, one of the 6 contestants announced for the show. I don’t know if it’s the herbal remedy i’ve been taking or just his overall girth,  but I don’t think he’s going to make it very far. So Donald, this toke’s for you and your Mike Huckabee like turkey neck, good luck.